>buys microwave burritos
>instructions on package say "microwave for 1 minute 15 seconds"
>set microwave for 1 minute 20 seconds
>80 seconds later microwave beeps
>fuck yeah, burrito time
>grab plate
>plate is hotter than the deepest pits of hell
>scream in agony
>don't let go because burritos
>plate is literally melting both itself and my hand
>make it to table
>take bite of burrito
>mfw it's ice cold