It's been a long time since I've done a review, or been on this site in general. Sorry about that, I guess

Today I'm going to be reviewing one of my all time favorite games on the NES 64: Yahtzee

[Yatzy is a very violent game, and I don't recommend you looking it up if you have a weak stomach.]

GAMEPLAY

Gameplay is very smooth, running at a solid 100-230 frames a minute. This is very impressive for the time (1967, the same year Mr. Lincoln died). It is a turn based game, players roll 18 six-sided die, and then count up the total. If you do not get a score over 100, all the other players have to take turns tormenting the other with hateful insults and slaps to the back of the head until said player falls unconscious or is put into a coma from repressed memories. All in all, it's solid.

OBJECTIVE

The objective of Yanghigh is to capture as many lands as possible, while still managing your money and providing for your family. The game has a leveling system, and this allows you to grow closer to global domination. After capturing the world in an iron fist, you have 2 options; mass genocide or the deletion of the Internet. It might be hard to choose between these, as both of them are very appealing. However, your actions don't really matter, as this is a game about putting dice in a plastic cup and counting. There is no objective. I lied.

PROS

There are many pros in Yogert, such as the advanced real-time strategy, the over-the-top graphics, and the expert voice acting. However, my favorite feature is the text-to-speech option. That's a pretty good one.

CONS

Your fingers might hurt.

RATYING

Yagtz isn't for children, but it's great for people between the ages of 26-42. If you fall in this range, I reccommend