I remember there was a thread a while back about, "Would you Surgically Want to Become a Pony?" Of course, many said no, but that still got me thinking. What kind of procedures would you need to take part in to become a pony? If changing gender is such a breeze these days, what would it take to change species? Do I suggest turning yourself into a full-blown pony? No because it would be impractical. All you'd turn out to be is a jumble of flesh. Nothing more. But stay tuned, because these are the steps you'd need to take in order to become My Little Pony (of jumbled parts and mess).

1. Amputation of Hands and Feet
- Cutting off hands and feet to make room for hooves.

2. Amputation of Both Tibia/Fibulae
- Cut off both lower portions of legs. (Tibia, Fibula)

3. 180 Degree Rotation of Both Arms
- Rotation of arms allows accurate movement of front hooves/legs

4. Potential Two Year Treatment of Neck Rings
- Tradition held by the Kayan People. Makes the illusion of a "Longer Neck". See ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayan_people_(Myanmar) )

5. 180 Degree Rotation of Coccyx + Potential Skin Graft
- Allows bone to make room for tail. Skin Graft (taken from scalp) to wrap around coccyx. Providing both protection and allowing longer hair to grow.

6. Ear Extension
- Mold ears to form or synthetics. (Not much you can do here)

7. Hoof Implant (If you're feeling gutsy)
-Implant hooves from real horse, or through synthetics. (Maybe a hockey puck?)

Wow, I think that's it. Like I said, this is probably the most screwed up thing anyone could ever do. Why I wrote this is beyond me. I bet my medical facts aren't even right. Ah well, at least you got the general idea. Be happy with who you are; don't change the way you look or your identity for the sake of being comfortable.

Yep, I wrote this,
-RealityPublishing