Huzzah! My first bloggy hoohah hooplah nonsense! Now you all are obligated to sit there and bask in my gibbering madness! And now, as the great Barnes once said! ON WITH THE SHOW!

Little known fact is that the twelve days of Christmas actually happen after the holiday as opposed to leading up to it! Or at least I was told that by somewheres I can no longer remember & I automatically believe everything I'm told!
A more known fact is that I like to abuse words & punch them until they form silly little piles of nonsense! Thus we begat our own holiday celebrated by a changing every day of my avatar & status update to match! Without further rambling ado I present to you:
The Twelve Days of Crit-Mirth!

On the first day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

A Partridge eating a peaaar treeee!

On the second day of Crit-Mirth my Google Images did give to me:

Two turtled doves!

On the third day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Three anthropomorphized French Maid hens! (and if your wondering what that Google-Translates into, its something along the lines of "Surely you guys don't expect me to clean all this up!" It was kinda a gimmie, you know how google translate is!)

On the fourth day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Four singing birds! (Alright, so it ain't funny, but it sure is cute, innit?!)

On the fifth day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

FIIIIVE GOLLEM RIIIIINGS!

On the sixth day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Six geese a'throwin' horns!

On the Seventh day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Seven swans a'proselytizing!

On the eighth day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Eight maids a'warping! (You have NO idea how hard it was to find something on the internets about maids or milking that wasn't sexually related!!)

On the ninth day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Nine chicks a'dancin'!

On the tenth day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Ten Lemming-Lords a'leaping... to their deaths!

On the eleventh day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did give unto me!

Eleven walruses pipin' bubbles!

Aaand on the TWELFTH day of Crit-Mirth my GoogleImages did enable me to do...
Twelve drumrolls drumming....For my fiiirst ever bloooog!

P.S Just between you & me, dear reader...all that was a lie. I never used google images...Scandalous, I know!