This is an example of how my thoughts change course into different tangents. Like one tangent could about bacon and the next could be about dish soap. Lots of soap commercials on TV right now but why? It seems they are advertising the same thing over and over again just like those perfume commericals. I choked on some of that perfume a few years back in hawaii. Why was I choking? Don't bring your sister to a mall after she gets paid a bonus. She spent that bonus on a round of minigolf and twenty or so books about cats. I think they were Warriors or something. I tried reading those books but the names are so hard to follow. I couldn't keep up with it if my life depended on it. It was like running a marathon for my eyes. Speaking of marathons, do you know the name of the guy who ran from the battle of marathon? His name was Phidippides! That is so fun to say! It feels like a Phidippide day! He had to run 26.2 miles through hills and he died from exaustion. It reminds me of that one olympic contender who's body shut down from exaustion. Sounds painful! I didn't watch this years Olympics but that really doesn't matter to me.I didn't bet on the contenders this but I heard the intro ceremony was cool. Air dropping the queen and the guy who plays James Bond. Isn't it really dangerous to do that? Especially when your a senior! I won't understand it. Another thing I don't understand is why they put a huge story into word problem. Why not just say this guy needs 20 crates of oranges and has 2 guys to deliver them instead of saying that the guy needs those oranges to get rid of his scurvy. If he doesn't get those oranges in time he will die and leave all of his possesions to the dog which will enrage his family and lead to the death of the dog and the wife of the dead guy with scurvy in prison with her son who is addicted to chlorophorm. Chloroform reminds me of Tetracarbonchloride. WHY? Because my english teacher thought it would be funny to see us define it on our final. I think I got it right but I did call him out on it and he told me it was extra credit. lolwut? He never told us that and he tricked us telling us originally it was twenty-five percent of our grade! He is a massive troll and is very knowledgeable about the internet. He dubbed my classmate Leroy Jenkins because his name is Tom Jenkins. When he gets mad he yells LEROOOOOYYYYY and flips his desk over. We had the police officer on site bust the door in once because he was making such a disturbance. He then proceeded to lecture us about safety while he trips over the cord connected to his laptop and the smartboard. He accidentally ripped it off of the wall, effectively pinning him to the floor. This all happened in the same week! This made me kinda of expect weird stuff to happen. Earlier this year we had then school band perform an instrumental of Gangnam Style in the auditorium while we bust out into a well organized flash mob. I didn't participate because I could do the moves.

This has been an example of my mind.