Dream Trolling Episode 2: Look at the Bunnies!
Hey everybody! Welcome to the next installment of Dream Trolling! This episode is Fluttershy and...the bunnies...
So I was walking around, not giving a single $&@# as to where I was because it's a dream. I come across a familiar looking Disney-like cottage. I'm looking around when I spot a certain Russians wife.
"Hey Fluttershy!"
"Oh! Hi there..." she says the ever present shyness.
"Right, forgot to tell you my name. (Thinks of name).... It's Bond, James Bond." (Insert pro poker face here)
"Ok James, what are you doing here?"
"Honestly I have no idea why I'm here I was just SWEET CELESTIA LOOK AT ALL THE BUNNIES!" I exclaim with all my wants present.
Fluttershy hid behind her mane from outburst but I currently was too busy cuddling what I assumed was Angel.
"Angel, you're not nearly as mean as everybody says!"
Fluttershy regained her composure and told me "That isn't Angel Bunny..."
"Ok then, where is the cute little fella?"
At that moment I hear the whirring sound of a chainsaw. I turn around to see Angel making a mad dash at me with it.
"Holy schist! Where did he get the chainsaw!?"
"From my shed." she said almost with a laugh.
I try to run away but Angel is way too fast. Angel then strikes me with the chainsaw...It made a squeaky noise...
"Why in the hell am I not dead!?"
"It's a toy. You didn't think it was real did you?"
"Of course I thought it was real! It made a whirring noise!"
"That whirring noise wasn't the toy. It was Mr.Beaver making a new dam."
.....of course it was.....
Well, that concludes this episode! More dreams are in the making so the next installment should arrive in 2 to 3 business nights!
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