During Psychology class today i had to listen to the instructor list off several sleeping disorders and brain damaged people like Terri Schiavo. The whole class was pretty serious and heavy;riddled with moral quandaries and such. I tuned all this out after 30 minutes of it. I began to wonder who mai waifu would be.

I spent 20 minutes thinking about this, give or take. I was released from class and went on about my day. I got home though, and called my otaku friend. I asked her how i wold decide to come up with my pony waifu. She said just find that special bond and interests you share with her or him if you want to go that way. After sighing and hanging up on her i went over in my head the possibilities. and came up with this short list of things we might have in common and my ultimate decision:

Rarity: Our strive for perfection and our fashion sense. she may be cute but she aint my type

Pinkie Pie: We both have high energy and love candy and at time can be random. she is cute but her constant happiness just isn't my style.

Fluttershy: both compassionate towards animals and others and can be a pushover at times. she is cute and we would work out.

Twilight: Both can be eggheads at times and are usually socially awkward. We could work out; she is cute and intelligent

Applejack: Both like hard work and often enjoy it. both are also honest and have a western style to them. She is cute and we could work out

Rainbow Dash: Both are loyal and brash. she is cute we could work out

I told my mom about this whole waifu thing and she said, who cares who you pick. just as long as you love them unconditionally and take care of their needs.

But then i found out what it really means to have a pony waifu and i said, I AINT GOIN THAT FAR!