Always John was Always On
This is the tale of John D. Grace
Who glued a iphone to his face
So they called him "Always John"
Because Always John was Always On
His friends did ask of John D. Grace
"Why glue a iphone to your face?"
He said "Oh please don't have a cow it's just the world we live in now"
Theres lots of things we cannot spare
We always eat and breathe the air
His friends would look confused and say
"Not with a iphone in the way"
They decided to be one voice
And be supportive of his choice
So each weekend they all rallied
To the local bolwing ally
Always John sat on the floor
And would not play but kept a score
And cry each ball was hulred
"You're ranked 10,000,000 in the world!"
But a bloke who lives in Central Spain
Did just bowl a perfect game
Would you like a message sent?
Commemorating this event
Once always John brought them down
Him and his friends would hit the town.
Heading to their favorite bars
To drink shots and smoke cigars
But Always John once full of fun
Just sat there looking glum
Because they relized that their the dejection
The place had no 3G connection
Which i think serves to explain
Why his friendships all grew strained
He also earned their aggravation
By writing down their infomation
He'd make a list of things they liked
Coke or pepsi
Cars or bikes
And when he figured out their taste
He'd throw some adverts at their face
His friends stoped calling one by one
Till all alone was Always John
In his room he stayed confined
And try to live his life online
But the man who devlierd food
Grew weary of Johns attitude
Even he stoped coming 'Round
So John's Server was shut down.
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