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Always John was Always On


SmittyWerbenjagermanjense

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This is the tale of John D. Grace

Who glued a iphone to his face

So they called him "Always John"

Because Always John was Always On

His friends did ask of John D. Grace

"Why glue a iphone to your face?"

He said "Oh please don't have a cow it's just the world we live in now"

Theres lots of things we cannot spare

We always eat and breathe the air

His friends would look confused and say

"Not with a iphone in the way"

They decided to be one voice

And be supportive of his choice

So each weekend they all rallied

To the local bolwing ally

Always John sat on the floor

And would not play but kept a score

And cry each ball was hulred

"You're ranked 10,000,000 in the world!"

But a bloke who lives in Central Spain

Did just bowl a perfect game

Would you like a message sent?

Commemorating this event

Once always John brought them down

Him and his friends would hit the town.

Heading to their favorite bars

To drink shots and smoke cigars

But Always John once full of fun

Just sat there looking glum

Because they relized that their the dejection

The place had no 3G connection

Which i think serves to explain

Why his friendships all grew strained

He also earned their aggravation

By writing down their infomation

He'd make a list of things they liked

Coke or pepsi

Cars or bikes

And when he figured out their taste

He'd throw some adverts at their face

His friends stoped calling one by one

 

Till all alone was Always John

In his room he stayed confined

And try to live his life online

But the man who devlierd food

Grew weary of Johns attitude

Even he stoped coming 'Round

So John's Server was shut down.

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