Hey, welcome to Emerald's Gem Mine! I'll do various topics from everyone's favourite show to some of the stupidest people ever. Let's get started, shall we? True story from Greeley, Colorado: A man in the west side called the cops about a large black bird in his backyard. When the cops showed up, the "bird" turned out to be the man's BBQ cover. To add insult to injury, the event was published in the "Police Activity" section of the local newspaper. More random on the way on Emerald's Gem Mine!