I have a couple:

"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!" Krieg from Borderlands

 

"That's right, b**ches, my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!" Tiny Tina from Borderlands

 

"Ten... Nine..." *launches rockets* "I got bored." Tiny Tina from Borderlands

 

"We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I, oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet." GLaDOS from The Portal Project

 

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!" Cave Johnson from The Portal Project

 

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee." Whiterun Guard from Skyrim

 

I like funny video games. Why so many Borderlands? Because you know a games funny when it has MLP references (skill names such as Evil Enchantress and 20% Cooler). Brohoof if these quotes made you laugh, too.

Source: Favorite Video Game Quotes

A list of my favorite video game quotes. I thought this was a reasonable entry for this blog.