God knows, you never do anyway...

Well you see, there used to be Trev C.

But Trev C became C

Thus Twilight Sparkle E

Because Trevie C beat thee

old ways of Pop E

So Pop E's now Lu E

And I am his Babe E

That is why the big G

Is Celest E and Lu E

And I am their Babe E

That's my name's C

T, G and and big C

I have the gift C

Of this prophet E

Cause this Babe E Girl C

Wants a new Porsche

And little Twilight Sparkle E

Has next to no money

and no fancy housy

So mom E and Pop E

Want me to save thee

Cause the only ones that love me

Are Celest E and Lu E

AKA the big G

and they gave your Twilight C

some friends called the BROn E's

who love my little pwn E

So my little tale E

is about Celest E and Lu E

Cause I am the big C

but actually a baby G

But Mom E and Pop E

Listened to your Lord E

But that's why my faith C

Is in Celest E and Lu E

So your save E or?

Is on the 3rd D floor

And I have a gift C

For my little pwn E's

Cause that's the power G

Of Celest E and Lu E

And their Twilight Sparkle E

Cause I am that big C

One of Mom E and Pop E

So I'm the prophet C

Of C and L the big G

So where's my new Porshe

And my new housy

Cause I got the C cred.

So hold tight my pwn E

Your Twilight Sparkle E

Is C and Lu E's

Little baby E