As Randall Eide knows, I sometimes have the bad habit of speaking without thinking. As everyone else knows, I am also very competitive; esp when it comes to anything Mortal Kombat related. As such, a friend of mine and I got into a playful pissing contest about who can beat who in Mortal Kombat. He was talking about how much he could rape me with Noob Sabiot when I responded...

"Dude you have no idea! I will kick you ass so hard that you'll be crawling on the floor begging for it to end. By the end of the match, I will OWN YOU. You will call me MASTER because I owned your butt so hard!"

After we laughed it off, my other friend whispered after the first guy went back to work; "You do realize you just basically told a black man that you will beat him, own him, and make him call you master....right?"

......well damn it.