So, after my pal Kolth/Scoutaloo/Handsome Jack started posting his adventures on the Pokemon Emerald Randomizer, I decided to do something similar. Today, I played Super Smash TV for the SNES.

Basically, Super Smash TV was a game created by some people who, no doubt, were born from Satan's anus. Why? Well, basically, the first thing they do in this game is put you into a room, and then they start sending in idiots with bats and crap. A lot of them.

This is the first thing I experienced.

So after a few minutes of killing and corpses mysteriously disappearing, the host of the game decides to let me live until the next round. Also, I won a car, apparently.

This is what I see as soon as I enter the next room. WHAT IS THIS. Fortunately, the baddies were kind enough to give me a one second head start to kill two people before they all molested me, and I died. Good thing I had more than one life. On the bright side, I got a free VCR. I was well rewarded for my traumatizing experience.

And then I found these yellow spinning beauties. These are what I call "Majestic Blades of Life". You get five that rotate around you, and if by chance you miss a baddie and he's coming for you, these lovely blades will destroy them for good. Sadly, I only found them this once.

This is the definition of evil. Chunks bounce around, trying to shoot freaking lasers at you while you're dodging shots from the Gunners while you're avoiding the mines while you're dodging Mr Shrapnel. And that was before the Grunts came in. That was so chaotic I couldn't even risk taking a screenshot because I'd die. I died anyway. A lot. Then I got a Game Over.

Basically, this game was meant for people who are A: Chuck Norris or B: Chuck Norris. I got clubbed and shot many times.

Also, I'm open to games to play. Just leave a comment below.