Here are the rules of Chaos Magick (which have been aided by Carl Jung)

1. We create our own gods (archetypes) and every religion is true while not being true.

2. Chaos is not disorder, it is order our perception cannot yet understand.

3. Chaos does not imply there is no Creator, it just makes Eris a whole lot more likely of being that Creator.

4. Chaos does not go without morals. There are morals... called logic. Atheism figured this out a while ago.

5. Hot dog buns are powerful items of change.

6. In order to understand your full self, you have to let yourself sink into the Void - that which is nothingness. The Hindus call it "Brahman" and the Taoists call it "The Tao". It is the center of all enlightenment, or enlightenment manifest.

7. Wicca is nothing more than feminist sadism. Lol @ Wicca.

8. You're awesome, and a whole lot more than what's inside of your head.