The very minute you begin to take your ego seriously, you lose track of what's really important in this life.

What's important is that bacon should never be made in the microwave. Microwave bacon is nasty.

But in all seriousness, which isn't serious, taking yourself seriously only makes you look like an overbearing pair of ass cheeks. No one lives forever and no one dies forever either.

Human philosophy is useless, and so is everything that follows social norms.

Wear silly costumes in public, play Christmas music during Halloween and complement everyone you meet by telling them how much you like their posture.

Create ludicrous conspiracy theories and make your friends believe them, remind your governor how much you appreciate him/her by writing erotic fanfiction involving their self and Mister Rodgers, and paint a new picture of your professor's dog every day.

Remember to check yourself before you Shrek yourself.