Did....did you look under the cup?

No, it is still there. In fact, I bumped the tape dispenser and it fell. I then sprinted to the living room, grabbed the remote and set it on top. I cannot change the channel right now...

Get a hammer or a very heavy object and just crush the cup along with its occupant.

No. It is endangering the life of my house. What if I just dent it and it comes running out?

Burn the cup?

And my PC? No.