This has officially become a series.

The first dream was about me supposedly carrying around a deadly laser or some other weapon. It was at this small airport terminal in Serbia that I've seen multiple times in my dreams, and in one dream my grandmother and I flew out of it (with a Dash8). In the last few dreams the terminal looked burnt down, only the shell remaining. I got ambushed by the police and tased twice in the balls. (it actually really hurt) Some lady inspected my bag at the station and found just a flashlight and a laser pointer and released me.

Later, my grandma (diabetic, hip replaced) drove us around and somehow we got to the Microsoft Serbia HQ. My friends were there. We all went into the main office and BG was there. He talked about Avast detecting something on the ms.com servers and shut em all down, and I was like "What about MS Security Essentials"? My friends burst out laughing while Bill gave me the most pissed off face ever. He later gave us candy.

And then I return home and go on the forums. I had a notification for an RP called "Battle for Kosovo", first post 16 September. I was invited but hadn't posted yet. I couldn't recognize anyone on it except @@Champion RD92. GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN