http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/cdg/

What are "elementals", you ask?

Think of it like this: elementals are the spirits of nature and all that jazz. Faeries, gnomes, etc...

Basically, the stuff you don't see with your physical eyes. They exist in the spirit would, exclusively.

But here's the kicker: Fathers of the Early Church actually debated with them over things like Jesus and the Virgin Birth.

That means:

1. Christians were much more mystical at one point.
   
2. Christians successfully argued with faeries and nymphs.
   

Fuck all you know about Christianity today; these guys were the big leagues. They took zero shit from anyone, not even from the spirits of the forest.

"Haha, you think your goddess created this earth, gnome? Yeah well fuck you, you little assclown. Jesus is going to come back and kick your midget ass any day now!"

God, you know how cool it would have been to be a Christian back then?

"Where were you today?"

"Oh, debating with a dragon about if he's the spawn of Satan or not."

"How'd it go?"

"I told him that if he doesn't believe what I say, he can suck my cock since I'm a martyr and not afraid of his 'fire breathing' skills."

"How did he respond?"

"He curled up and cried, since I hurt his feelings. He probably went off and got drunk like all these heathen losers around here do."

"Wow, h4rdc0r3, Fr."

Yeah, I wouldn't want to start shit around these guys either. Man, they probably had the faith of a lion merged with the balls of a pit bull.