Oh now it makes perfect sense why you went with me to the men's restroom at restaurants

Oh now it makes perfect sense why you went with me to the men's restroom at restaurants

Oh, and for the record, I'm one of the children you two had together.  ;P

Oh, and for the record, I'm one of the children you two had together.  ;P

Oh now it makes perfect sense why you were already 16 when I saw you for the first time and are now starting school

Quite the elaborate con, Citrus. However did you pull off the "having two kids" part?