I'm doing this. Be warned, this was a weird time.

Warning: will get extremely awkward and sound stupid.

Anyway, me and my friends were eating lunch at my house while my parents were out. It was the four of us and we got really bored. So I hit Jake with my empty soda can. Hell broke loose. Everyone immoderately throws everything at me and I trip on my dog, now freaked the fuck out. I fall onto the ground with about 6 empty cans by my feet and a box of Cheezits. See where this is going?

Jake runs over, picks up the cans, and starts throwing them everywhere. Claire jumps onto me and starts beating me with a box of Cheezits while Jake is throwing cans. My house was now destroyed. Charlie, the last person is just waiting. He hits Jake with a cardboard box. They just start ripping it to shreds. Then they broke a glass sitting on the table and we all realized we were fucking idiots and this got us no where. So yeah. That's how that ended. With a girl on top and two idiots fighting over a cardboard box.

TL;DR: I ended up with a girl, cowgirl style sitting on me, beating me with an empty box. My friends broke some glasses and each other.