1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

A: open

 

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

A: why would I?

 

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

A: whichever way they are

 

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

A: I should now.

 

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

A: No. Note to self: use more notes

 

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

A: I don't use coupons.

 

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

A: A bear. Would you rather say 'He died fighting a bear.' or 'He was stung to death by angry bees.'

 

8:Do you have freckles?

A: No.

 

9:Do you always smile for pictures?

A: Yes, and I look awkward.

 

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

A: When you dnt us gammer n maek a runonsentence.

 

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

A: When I'm bored.

 

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?

A: Yeah.

 

13:What about pooped in the woods?

A: Aw yeah. Bear Grylls.

 

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

A: Seriously dance? No. Jokingly dance? Aww yeahh

 

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

A: No, I chew Legos.

 

16:How many people have you slept with this week?

A: Only Claire >:3. In seriousness though, -1.

 

17:What size is your bed?

A: It's a bed. Why do I care?

 

18:What is your Song of the week?

A: Making Science.

 

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

A: Is it ok for guys to watch MLP?

 

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

A: What do you think?

 

21:Whats your least favorite movie?

A: Ride to Hell: Retribution.

 

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

A: My closet. It doesn't even exist anymore.

 

23:What do you drink with dinner?

A: Root beer or tea.

 

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

A: Nothing.

 

25:What is your favorite food?

A: Cheese. Cheese everywhere.

 

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

A: War Horse.

 

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

A: My sister three weeks ago. ( ._.)

 

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

A: I used to be.

 

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

A: N-you know what fuck it. Sure.

 

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

A: Last week.

 

31:Can you change the oil on a car?

A: No.

 

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

A: Went 60 in a 50. I had to pee.

 

33:Ever ran out of gas?

A: Twice.

 

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

A: Subs.

 

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

A: PANCAKES!

 

36:What is your usual bedtime?

A. 3:00 AM.

 

37:Are you lazy?

A: Yes and no. Depends.

 

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

A: I remember a Fallout costume...

 

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

A: I dunno.

 

40:How many languages can you speak?

A: I can speak a little German...very little.

 

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

A: PC Gamer.

 

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

A: Legos.

 

43:Are you stubborn?

A: NO. IM RIGHT. YOURE WRONG.

 

44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

A: Yes.

 

45:Ever watch soap operas?

A: No.

 

46:Are you afraid of heights?

A: Nope.

 

47:Do you sing in the car?

A: I listen to music.

 

48:Do you sing in the shower?

A: I'll hum.

 

49:Do you dance in the car?

A: No.

 

50:Ever used a gun?

A: Yeah! .45 pistol. Things a beast.

 

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

A: School pictures.

 

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

A: Yes, but I'm a guy, so...

 

53:Is Christmas stressful?

A: JUST GIVE ME MY STUFF

 

54:Ever eat a pierogi?

A: wat

 

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?

A: Apple pie.

 

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

A: I wanted to work for NASA. Some things never change...

 

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

A: Y/N. I've seen 'proof' with my own eyes. I had a ghost event. I don't think they are real though.

 

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

A: Sometimes I'll feel like I was in this exact situation before. It's weird.

 

59:Take a vitamin daily?

A: No.

 

60:Wear slippers?

A: Barefoot POWER

 

61:Wear a bath robe?

A: Have one, rarely wear it.

 

62:What do you wear to bed?

A: Boxers and a tshirt.

 

63:First concert?

A: I'm not a music person.

 

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

A: Wal-Mart.

 

65:Nike or Adidas?

A: Neither.

 

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?

A: Cheetos.

 

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

A: Both.

 

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

A: Never.

 

69:Ever take dance lessons?

A: No.

 

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

A: Who needs a spouse?

 

71:Can you curl your tongue?

A: yes.

 

72:Ever won a spelling bee?

A: Me? Of course not.

 

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

A: No.

 

74:Own any record albums?

A: No.

 

75:Own a record player?

A: That'd be cool.

 

76:Regularly burn incense?

A: .-.

 

77:Ever been in love?

A: NO. GO AWAY.

 

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

A: Brad Paisley.

 

79:What was the last concert you saw?

A: None.

 

80:Hot tea or cold tea?

A: Cold. And sweet.

 

81:Tea or coffee?

A: Tea.

 

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?

A: I dunno.

 

83:Can you swim well?

A: Yes.

 

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

A: If you can't how do you swim .-.

 

85:Are you patient?

A: Yeah.

 

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

A: Band for a wedding. I'd rather have a DJ though.

 

87:Ever won a contest?

A: No. ;-;

 

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

A: IM SECRETLY HITLER.

 

89:Which are better black or green olives?

A: Black power. Yeah, that's right. Racist olives.

 

90:Can you knit or crochet?

A: I can see but I've never sewn.

 

91:Best room for a fireplace?

A: Living room.

 

92:Do you want to get married?

A: >.>

 

93:If married, how long have you been married?

A: Get out.

 

94:Who was your HS crush?

A: Guess.

 

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

A: NO.

 

96:Do you have kids?

A: Secretly.

 

97:Do you want kids?

A: No.

 

98:Whats your favorite color?

A: Grey ( ._.)

 

99:Do you miss anyone right now?

A: My secret children.