the past week of playing GTA Online with a friend has been nothing but hilarious shenanigans, I just wish I had a way of recording Xbox that worked.

1. we found one of those Vinewood Tours roofless buses. I was driving, my mate was standing in the back, at random moments, the bus didn't like someone standing in it and would randomly jump around as if it was a rearing horse, sometimes throwing us all over the place

2. using said bus, we drove through the city slowly past a player and managed to perform THE best drive-by kill with a bus. making the guy mad and go through lengths to get a tank just to get us back, to which we hopped out of the bus, passive mode and walked around the tank as he was trying to run us over until he left the game.

3.we were driving along the freeway in a SUV and my friend noticed a guy in a plane coming after us, flying low to try and kamikaze, I think. just before he was going to hit us, my mate managed to kill him in the plane before he could land on us

4.at the airport, trying to open the back slide of a titan plane, the only way to open it is by punching it, I tried punching, didn't open. I kept trying and then all of a sudden, the plane explodes, killing us both and his death saying I did it

5.base jumping out of fun off the summit of mount chillad we tried to land in the nearest town, he landed safely and then I land on the road and as soon as my feet touch ground, I'm instantly hit by a car and killed

6.I was in a helicopter and went to go pick him up, though I came down a little too fast and accidentally scooped him up off the ground, killing him instantly