Pinkie Pie,

Pinkie Pie grew up in a rock farm. She literally lived with Geodude. This caused a rift in the time-space continuum and the 8th Doctor had to sort it all out. After things settled down, she began furiously beating Geodude's to death, and this trend would continue to adult hood.

When Pinkie Pie turned 16 she was visited by a terrorist group known as 'Terrorists.' They were a team of highly trained Nigerian princes that fought crime by stealing money from their only surviving relatives. One of them also happened to be Batman (Who was the worst, considering his relatives were dead.). Batman held a crush on Pinkie. He refused it at first but eventually he let it slip. They were happily wed on September 11, 2001. She divorced him 30 minutes later.

Pinkie, disheartened by her losses, travelled to Ponyville to regain her lively hood. The end.