SørenWolf

banned for being me

No you are banned for being me

Will you two SHUT UP! Im trying to think of something clever

banned for Oprah. *Shudders

"yes, I can. Although, I need to find a relic in the ancient ruins of the princess sisters' castle, in the ever free forest." Star said fearing her words had set more in motion than she'd planned. "But only I can go, The traps in the castle only deactivate to those of royal blood, I will not risk my friends life, but I'll need a guide, Rift can you take me there?" Star asked turning to Rift. 

Rift nodded. "Take care of those two. They have been through a lot already." He said indicating the Dragons. Turning back to Star he grabbed her hoof with his fore-hoof. "Hold on tight."

He concentrated for a moment before pressing his claw against the air. There was a resistance there that he eventually pushed past the air rippling as a gate opened into a predetermined location in the world. He stepped through, leading Star. The gate closed behind them. leaving no evidence that it had ever existed. They appeared to be standing on nothing. surrounded by the same. He started walking, expecting Star to follow. He waited for her to ask the inevitable question; where were they.

banned because I had considered banning for that but reconsidered.

it certainly feels that way.

TPAM is not

How could you Fluttershy? I thought you were supposed to be my friend.

After an hour of sitting in the tree with no danger present he decided it was not a battle simulator but he had no idea what it was supposed to be. He resigned himself to sit and watch the sky. 

In another room not far away to whitecoats watched several screens. A certain dark haired avian-human hybrid displayed from different angles.

"Look. It hasn't done anything for the past hour. Just sit there. like it is waiting for prey." One scientist said to the other "It dosent even have enough human intelligence to think beyond its instincts. Much less hatch some form of plan"

"I guess you are correct. I must have been seeing things last night."

Their conversation had made them miss what the hybrid did next. He whispered. Speaking to the Sky. "Ill see you again soon."

I guess one thing is the variations of "Soda" "Pop" and "Soda Pop" 

Also I am over half Norwegian, and live in Minnesota, where we are known for the saying "Ya sure you betch ya" something i only say as a joke.

Another thing is that ever since I heard a waiter put it this way I always do something similar. When ordering a water at a restaurant order (I think it was this but i dont really remember) "Nature's special on the rocks" 

banned cuz im gonna do it again.

Banned for letting my surpass you in post count even though I joined a month after you.

banned because I only say something when I have something to say. 

banned for being me. but not me. ok which of us came first?

Cornix awoke to his cage opening. Two gruff looking guards and one Whitecoat peered at him. It was a new day, with new tests. He was pulled out by the guards and pushed up the aisle between the cages. He was forced into a large room. He recognized it. It was full of plant life. some sort of biosphere. Jungle by the looks of it. Through the huge glass roof he could see it. The open sky, calling to him. He walked into the jungle and quickly climbed a tree. not wanting to use his wings just yet. He sat in the tree attempting to stay alert in case of attack. This was a test or experiment of some kind. He had to be ready.

(OOC: I typed out quite the story and then looked at the word count: it was over 1000. so im gonna split it up)

banned for not knowing how to tie a tie. and if you do, do you do a single or a double windsor?

banned because I do not condone violence

I'll see your bangun and raise you one ban-bazooka. 

Boom.

banned because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I ended up doing the math; Leauge has over 100 champs. (i believe it is 110 exactly after adding Thresh)

I personally like a lot of the AP characters such as Ryze, Malz, and Ahri. but my main is Elise, who I have played by far the most games with. But I have begun trying to play one game as every character, just so I am familiar with their kits. 

banned for cannibalism; because you are a taco pony about to eat a taco

sorry to disrupt this little chain you two have going but...NO wait! thats not what I meant. *Swallow, well that didn't go as planned

Cornix ignored the fox. It wasn't worth his time. He started to retract his wing before realizing that he had found comfort in the physical contact of another creature. He wrapped his wings around him once more before falling asleep, the feathers creating a nice blanket. 

Kit was wrong. Cornix had something to offer to an escape attempt. He just didn't trust the fox enough to wait for him to recover from the inevitable punishment. Only a couple more days. A couple of days in this hell, and then he would be free, free to fly.

well um this is unusual i guess...wait is that... why does it look like someone has been living here...and why are there so many pictures...oh this must be Luna's

"If a guard were to somehow fall against the side of your cage do you think you could lift his keycard? and keep it hidden for a couple of days?" He knew what he was asking her to do was dangerous, it could possibly het her killed. But that was why he was doing the part that was guaranteed to end in severe punishment, and if he played it right they would never suspect he had an accomplice.

Her cage was to far away for him to reach with his hand but he turned slightly away and slid his wing through the bars and extended it to her cage in a form of handshake. It had been so long since he had had any form of contact with another life form that wasn't trying to hurt him

if you want ill leave the breaks off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__CQpbKZbcU

Then again maybe its punishment for eating me...again

wait is that a jackhammer I hear? how will I ever get any sleep?

Banned for an opinion.

Banned for thinking exploding hens are pretty

He said not pretty! get your facts straight

Rift cursed at the interruption. He turned towards Star and spoke in an extremely serious tone; "Do you think you can cast the spell? I need an answer. Now!" Rift was practically shouting, showing how urgent this was.

@@BlueFlame

(OOC: your answer will decide if we (Rift and Star) stay and fight, or leave for other things)