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  1. Yes-Man
    People keep saying this song is racist.
    How is it? I don't see how.
    Here are the lyrics, just so you can look through it.
     
     
     
    Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign
    He tells the native population that civilization is fine
    And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
    That civilization is a thing for me to see So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
    Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
    Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
    That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here
     
    I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed (Magazine? What happens?)
    I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile (You know you can get hurt that way Daniel?)
    At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see (What do they see, Darling?)
    Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
    Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
    Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
    So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here
     
    They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
    And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain
    When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground (What do they do, Darling?)
    They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
    Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
    Don't want no jailhouse, shotgun, fish-hooks, golf clubs, I got my spears
    So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here
     
    They have things like the atom bomb, so I think I'll stay where I "ahm"
    Civilization, I'll stay right here!
  7. Yes-Man
    I saw Firebutt had done something like this, so I decided to steal her idea and do the same thing. I'll make on of those for other characters, like the CMC or Minor Villians.
    So, without further ado,
     
     
     
    6. Fluttershy
    Ah, Fluttershy. Such a gentle and timid creature, by far my least favorite pony. Out of all of them, she has annoyed me the most. For almost the entirety of Dragonshy, I was thinking, "OKAY, I GET IT, YOU'RE A COWARD AND AFRAID OF DRAGONS, GET OVER IT!" And she has even dodged punishment from her mistakes, in Putting Your Hoof Down, when try automatically pinned her cuntiness on Iron Will, and not getting any sort of punishment or real lesson. So, I generally do not like FS.
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    5. Applejack
    I like her design, and she's a hard worker. She doesn't really grow or change much, even saying she didn't learn "anahthang" once, not much to say here other than they've really explored everything they can with her.
     
    4. Rarity
    Rarity is actually a brilliantly executed character. She has layers, something I like in a character. Like Firebutt said, she tries to be nice, but her goals get in the way of that, and they clash on more than one occasion. I also hate it when people call her a bitch or unworthy of her Element because they're honestly not looking any further than the negative. In that petsitting episode (forgot the name), she only gives Spike a small fragment of gem, and pretty much everyone says she's selfish. But look at what she was doing just before that: Making a dress with a large amount of gems. And look at previous episodes: she's almost always running out. So this a moment when her Goals overpower her. She's probably like my 3rd favorite pony.
     
    3. Rainbow Dash
    One of the most misunderstood characters, along with Rarity. She's CONSTANTLY being labelled as selfish, a braggart, and "OHMIGODSHEWASMEANTOFLUTTERSHYSHEMUSTDIEIHATEHERFLUTTERSHYPOWERFTW"
    But, as with Rarity, we must look further than the surface. WHY does she brag? Well, let's look at the Wonderbolts, and how they're such an exclusive group who accept, "only the best" Perhaps she feels if she does not brag, they will not let her in. Perhaps she feels that maybe if she tells everyone, word will get to the Wonderbolts. Well, those are my two cents, and this requires further discussion, in its own entry.
     
    2. Pinkie
    Excellent design, and I like her bubbly personality. Although she was dumbed down a bit in S3, she wasn't butchered and turned into a laughingstock like some people say. If she were, we would have modern-Spongebob Patrick levels of stupidity and comic relief. That's really all I have to say....
     
    And of course... The biggest, fattest, and arguably the most hated fish of them all....
    Twilight Sparkle...
     
    1. Twilight 'Effin Sparkle.
    Twilight Sparkle... This will take hours to tackle this mess.. So let's save her for another time, shall we?
     
    I hope you enjoyed me blalantly copying people my well thought-out and... Pffft, "proffesional" blog post.

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