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  1. Flailing Dinosaurs
    You know when you get so stressed out about something simple in life to the point that it's ridiculous?
     
     
    Yeah hi, welcome to my world. Please take a seat in the tourbus, and do keep your limbs in the vehicle at all times. Thank you.
     
    SO. As some of you fellow velociraptors may know, I'm entering LE HIGHSCHOOL this year as a freshman. Okay, I know, most people have done it. What's my issue, and why do I get to complain?
     
    I CAN COMPLAIN IF I WANT TO. DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO PAY ANY ATTENTION TO IT THOUGH. PLUS COMPLAINING HELPS ME COPE. ._.
     
    Anyways, my issue here is that I'm a pretty extreme introvert. I stayed inside all of this summer. Literally, I stepped outside today and hissed at the sun.
     
    Me:"Holy flaming balls of shit and piss it's really fucking bright out here."
    Dad: "... sweet jesus you're such a freak."
     
    I'm very nervous to re-enter society, cause I get really snippy and kind of freak out when I get crowded, or am around more than one person (a group of four is too many for me right now lol)
     
    If you haven't noticed already, I'm not too sure where I'm going with this. XD
     
    ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THINGS HOWEVER
     
    I'm very excited to see my friends 8D I haven't seen them all summer, and I'm starting to miss them, even though they're all morons. I'm surprised that they can even function properly outside of the school building. It's kind of like how it's really weird to see teachers outside of school. They just... shouldn't leave it >8I
     
    (don't defend my friends because I called them morons. They would all agree. Plus, that's my bizarre way of showing affection 8D)
     
    ALSO, I ordered a shirt with Starsplash (my ponysona) on the front, and it should either be here tomorrow, or on Tuesday (which is when I start school ._.) so I can properly show off mah brony pride 8D (and then I'll buy a homestuck hoodie because I need to show of my homestuck pride too xD I love that fandom too much I think...)
     
     
    SO, now that we're done with that maze of parenthesis and UPPERCASE LETTERS BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE UPPERCASE LETTERS CAN YOU TELL? you may all now leave 8D
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    No, seriously, gtfo D8<
  2. Flailing Dinosaurs
    I had a birthday party, and my friend R got me PinkiPie earbuds omg I love her.
     
    They're the really shitty kind from Walmart, so, I'm just going to hang them on my wall and never use them LOL IT'S THE SENTIMENT THAT MATTERS THOUGH 8D
     
     

     
    Sorry for the tiny picture ._. it was the only one I could find lol
     
    Birthday, you say? Yes, birthday. I turned fifteen on the 22nd XD I'M A BIG KID MOMMY, LOOK, I DON'T NEED THE PULLUPS ANYMORE 8D NOW GET ME A SCOOBY-DOO BANDAID AND SOME APPLE JUICE >81
     
    Now you're looking at the tags and thinking "Why are you having anxiety attacks, Coz."
     
    BECAUSE. SCHOOL STARTS ON THE THIRD D8 I know, I shouldn't whine, it's starting for a lot of people, blah blah blah. I'm just... scared... because it's highschool 8I And I'm going to be a freshman, and, jesus christ someone get me a paper bag I'm hyper ventilating.
     
    The fact that I havn't seen or talked to any kids my age in nearly three months kind of concerns me as well... I've gotten extremly anti-social of late, and I'm super introverted at the moment LOL
     
    I love you internet. May power outages do us part.
     
     
    THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMAGE THERE, BUT IT WOULDN'T LOAD >8C
     
     
    SO YEAH.
     
    Speaking of power outages... it would appear that there's lightening outside an- HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A GODDAMN STICK THAT WAS LOUD.
     
    *curls up and sobs* ohgawdIhatethunder.
     
     
    Welp, anyways, I guess I'll just take this stuff as it comes, one day at a time (even though I plan everything like, a week in advanced lol) and hopefully I can keep my grades up, lawl.
     
    Yeah I passed all my classes with D's in eighth grade. My mom was less than impressed.
     
    I... oughta go and shut down my lappy... don't want it getting fried o-o
     
    Next time something of interest happens, or if I get bored, I'll post again 8D
     
    HAVE A WONDERFUL FLIPPING DAY.
     

  3. Flailing Dinosaurs
    I'm sick. FUCK.
     
    Well, this really sucks >.> I've got a birthday party to host this weekend, and I'm sick! ARGH. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
     
     
    I shall now list my hurts with an assortment of gifs and amusing pictures to show how I feel.
     
     
    Headachey
     

     
    Yup.
     
    Sore throat
     

     
    Check
     
    Overall feeling of omfg I'm dying whyyyyyy
     

     
    Accounted for.
     
    Do I have a fever and chills?
     
     

     
    Of course I do.
     
     
    I hope this clears up before Friday. I have social stuff to attend to!
     
    ...and if it doesn't I can just take some gross evil green death medicine, and fight through the drowsiness.
     
     
     
    Why did I make this post?
     
    BECAUSE I'M ONLY A TEENAGER, AND I WANT SOME SYMPATHY BECAUSE MY RENT'S AREN'T GIVING ME ANY. I'M ONLY HUMAN ;-;
     
    ...plus the gif hunt was fun. You have no idea how many Beiber pics I had to swim through for the last one o.e I am a trooper indeed.
     
     
    God I love gifs.
     
    I'mma go and... take a nap now... BED I'M COMING /(._.)/
     
     
    Pchoooo
  4. Flailing Dinosaurs
    We recieved a package from one of my mom's friends this morning. This friend has relatives that live in Japan, so, we often get a lot of Japanese stuff. Like food *-* This time around, we got a whole bunch of yummies (including cappuccino flavored pocky just omgyes)
     
    We also got this pop stuff. It took me about fifteen minutes to figure out how to open, and it has this amazing little glass ball on the inside that fascinated me for another fifteen. I'm obviously easily entertained LOL. After watching the ball like a cat, I finished the bottle, stuck it in a bag, smashed it with a hammer (it was not inside multiple boxes, nor did I mail it to myself ._.) and stole the ball. I was brilliant brilliant brilliant. GENIUS I SAY.
     
    The carbonation likes clinging to the ball XD NOW OFF I GO, TO SHARE THIS WITH THE REST OF THE INTERNET /(*-*)/
     
    PCHOOOOOO
  5. Flailing Dinosaurs
    This, my children, is why you don't steal my goddamn pens, you little bastards >8C
     

     
     
    Because, I will sew a pocket on the inside of my jacket just to keep them safe. This is so nice though, omg *-* I can keep my phone and mp3 in there, and not worry about butt dialing or anything like that. Plus my pens. I'm so going to keep my phone in there this school year XD TAKE THAT TEACHERS.
     
    You can't even see the stitches from the outside 8D Cause my jacket's double layered, with a fleece layer of fabric on the inside, and some other fabric layer on the outside.
     
     
    Also, I crocheted myself a pair of fingerless gloves 8D First time I've ever done it, and I think they turned out pretty well. Okay, the right glove is shorter than the left one because ... because I'm new at this crocheting thing, alright leave me alone. Sorry about the right hand being so fuzzy XD My camera doesn't like being inside.
     
    Also also, wtf camera, it is not the 21 of January, you weirdo LOL
  6. Flailing Dinosaurs
    I HAVE THE ANSWER TO ALL MY PROBLEMS 8D
     
     
    I JUST DON'T GET ALONG WITH OTHER ARTISTS VERY WELL.
     
     
    It's weird. All artists I've met, save one or two, have been gigantic, stuck up pricks o3o it's kinda... bizzare. True, I don't help issues when I get cranky at them for being pricks in the first place, that is my fault in the matter LOL But, seriously. I don't care if you draw better than me. Great for you! I just don't care! XD Keep it to yourself dammit.
     
    Anyways, artists that I meet, either online here, on dA, or out in the real world... they're just complete assholes o-o Think they know it all. Dude, I'm a teenage girl with purple fucking hair, I don't care about how prestigious your art is, and how you think this brand of artsy stuff is much better than the other brand XD True, some folks think I'm irritating (damn well right, I can be 8D) due to the fact I present my topics in a disorderly manner... Meh. Doesn't mean you need to be downright unpleasent though. Come on, warm up to other folks, stop being so... cold and... weird. Causes gaps in the community, don'tcha know.
     
    I dunno, I just find it so... interesting, how artists as a whole ('specially on this site, holy shit XD) are so... rude, and unpleasant. I just wanna be left alone, not have folks pick my stuff apart. If I want people to do that, I'll say it, but, other than that... just let it lie. Or at least, if you give a critique, add some emotes to it :3 make it a little less harsh, you know? Helps make people feel less weird. 'Cause, if you point out the errors only, then they feel like idiots, thinking their art is good, when it's not quite up to the par of other people.
     
     
    So... yeah. That's why I don't get along with so many artists, and people like that in general. (plus some random monolog nonsense/ rambling in there >3>)
     
     
    NOW, I SHALL GO AND BE BITTER AND SARCASTIC IN THE ART SECTION, WITH MY BAD TEMPERED BRETHERAN \⊙ヮ⊙/
  7. Flailing Dinosaurs
    Welp. I've come to a conclusion that I'm not too pleased with.
     
     
    I'm leaving the site.
     
    Why?
     
    Because, I don't like it here, that's why XD A lot of people I've met here were really... kind of standoffish and prickly, not very nice at all ): I'm given rather harsh reviews on pictures, I mean, sure, I posted it and I should be able to handle it... but I didn't ask for critique, now, did I?
     
    I've also had a lot of people give me smartass answers when I'm trying to point something out, like when I explain that I don't use the MLP style completly, and that my style is mine, I've had some folks tell me that I should stop making my charas look so MLP-ish if I'm gonna say that I'm not using the style. Yeah, screw you too.
     
     
    I don't need this extra drama in my life. I may only be fourteen, but for the love of Christ on his rickety crutch, folks! Stop being so cold to others. It doesn't really define the common brony all that well, does it?
     
    I'm stressed enough as it is, so if I've ever been a little mean or something, I apologize. My gramma was recently diagnosed with cancer, and I'm dealing with a crap-ton of other stress, and I don't need the extra drama of stupidity on this site, thank you very much.
     
    Seriously, grow up. I don't care if you think my chara doesn't look right. It's my flippin' chara, so buzz off. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
     
    To those who were nice to me and I actually got along with in my short month or so here... I'll miss you bromigos and bromigas. I do have a dA page if you ever want to contact me in the future. At least folks are nice over there... and not as stiff.
     
    So... I'll see you folks on the flip side, I guess.
     
    -Cozzie
  8. Flailing Dinosaurs
    Well. Shit you guys. My computer has finally given up the ghost I think. It's still working right now, but not near as good as it should be. The hard drive took a massive crap on me yesterday, so I have to either get a new hard drive, or get a new computer.
     
    I've done all the maintenance on it, but it's still throwing huge fits, so I think the poor thing's terminal.
     
    I have no idea when or if I'll get a new laptop... it may be a month or so, so I'll be inactive until further notice, for I can't draw anything on my computer any more, or upload pics, or bog even. Sorry.
     
     
    This is Cozzie, signing off until further notice.
  9. Flailing Dinosaurs
    IT'S FRIDAY SUCKERS! I'M SO FRIGGING HAPPY!!!!!
     
     
    SO. To start off the ride on this crazy train (if you havn't given the conductor your tickets, please do so now.) My goat, Julie, FINALLY had her babies! I'm a gramma!
     
    My favorite pic of my babies They are Toggenburg Nubian crosses, and are both bucks (dammit Julie, you kill joy) My poor Julie is so... confused right now. These are her first kids, so she has no idea about anything, and don't give me that instinct crap, she's bottle raised xD
     
    I wasn't actually there for the birth, so that was a bummer ;-; but, I still got my grandkids ^.^
     
    I'm a little worried about the smaller baby, because smaller babies have a harder time, but, I think I'll be able to keep him alive till naming day and beyond.
     
    This week has been rather up and down! I was depressed on Monday... and on Tuesday. At artclub Tuesday night, I was depressed as hell, sitting around in the art room at school... and, out of nowhere, when I was mumbling to my buddy Lillee about how depressed I was, this dude (I admit, I have a huge crush on him xD) came up and hugged me. I was like o-o o3o. Best day ever! XD
     
    I've learned that this dude has a crush on me, so I've been super awkward around him lately... it's a bummer because I don't control emotions very well! Damn you, hormones! Whatever though, I can only see what'll happen in the future!
     
    AND DAMMIT FFFFF MY PHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY TODAY ;-; I had it in my pocket during second period, and I though the sound was off. SILLY ME! A random alarm decided to go off during class ;-; I got the stupid thing back at the end of the day, but I have to do lunch detention on Monday. Total bummer. Am I going to leave my phone in my locker next time? HAHAHAHno XD
     
    OKAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE TRAIN- HEY GET BACK ON YOU BASTARD, THE RIDE HASN'T COME TO A COMPLETE STOP!!! D:<
     
    ANYWAYS. I have a project in math. I have to ask fifty people a question, then graph it. So. here's my question.
     
    How many times have you walked into an inanimate object i.e a wall, door frame, pole, (desks and tables don't count) etc.
     
    THERE. I ASKED. NOW. ANSWER!
  10. Flailing Dinosaurs
    I was at this pep assembly today. (WOO RAH RAH RAH SUCKERSlolnotreally) and, all of a sudden, that Harlem Shake song came on (we had a mini basketball tournament going on) and all of a sudden... my body said to me... "ALL HAIL THE ALLMIGHTY SONG, PRAISE IT!" and then I started dancing.
     
    I was like WTF body, and then that one half of my brain that makes all the good decisions came back online and was like FFFF SIT CHUR ASS DOWN. And so I did. got lots of compliments afterwards. This one dude was like "NICE HIPSHAKIN', COZ!" to which I replied with a slap upside the head. Yeah. It was weird XD
     
    RAH. So. I was at my lunch table. And the Bubble (we have given everyone at my table random nicknames) was sitting there, next to SD, a dude I'm buds with... and... all of a sudden... Bubble and SD... started holding hands. And I'm naturally like WTF's going on here... and Bubble's like "Oh. Yeah. We're dating."
     
    And the whole table's like "FFFFFF SINCEWHEN???"
     
    "Oh. Yesterday."
     

     
    Mind. Blown.
     
    Why? Well. Bubble's been the girl that can't be tied to frigging ANYTHING. I kid you not. and... seeing her in a relationship was like... freaking weird. My entire lunch table exploded.
     
    AHEM. IN OTHER NEWS
     
    We FINALLY got the DLC for ME3. So many tears... and a hella lot of laughing XD My mom played through it with her Garrus romance, and it was freaking hilarious. The little bit of GarrusxfShep snuggle thing was cute too ^.^
     
    THAT MOMENT... WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER... AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING WATCHED...
     
    OUR MAMMA CAT... WAS IN THE BATHROOM... POKING HER HEAD AROUND THE SHOWER CURTAIN... WATCHING ME O-O BUH. CREEPY ASS GREEN EYES.
     
    Scared this shiz out of me XD An- WHOAH, dafuq, ninja dog, when did you get on the couch... creepy stuff, bromigos...
     
    You know, it's funny, the bulk of this post has been the pic and gif. Ohwell, who doesn't love a good Jenna Marbles gif? Right now, you're all thinking "Wait. She watches Jenna Marbles? THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL." YEP, SURE DOES. She's like, my role model...
     
    and guess what. IT'S WEDNESDAY SUCKERS. NEW VIDEO!
     
    *skips to youtube* FOR NARNIA.
     
    (lolwhoah, I was hyper when I wrote that o-o. I wrote the above stuff at an earlier time, then I wrote this a few hours later. Yeesh. Hyper me is hyper! WELP. See you all later, my fleet of velociraptor pirate unicorn narwhals!)
  11. Flailing Dinosaurs
    MWAH. SURPRISE MUTHAFLUFFERS. IT'S ME AGAIN.
     
    So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business... then a feral thing leaped into my path. It screamed at me "COZZIE. Y U DRAWING ON PAPER??" to which I replied "Well. My mom-"
     
    It interrupted me quite rudely. "THAT DOESN'T MATTER. QUICK. TAKE THIS POTATO GUN, AND MAKE SURE IT NEVER FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, OR IT WILL BE DOOM UPON US ALL... god, that sounds like a bad fanfic prologue..." and then it jumped away with a graceful spring... AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE!
     
    The point is, my mom ate my tablet pen. DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO SAY THAT, DID YA? Lol XD No, mom mom's dog actually ate my tablet pen. So, it'll be a few more days until I get the new one. The longest effing few days of my entire life, bromigos. It's kind of depressing, because I have so much creativity balled up right now, and the only way I can get it out is through drawing on... paper >:c Gah. I hate drawing on paper so much XD Too many limitations with paper.
     
    ON ANOTHER TOPIC OF MY WONDERFULLY DULL LIFE
     
    My goat, whom I raised from birth, is going to have babies It's like... ERMERGERD. I'MMA BE A GRAMMA lasdlfkajsldkfjasdfl; I'm rather excited. She's a black nubian, and the father's a togg, so we'll have some wonderfully airplane eared chocolate babies soon!
     
    In school, we're finally working with CO2 cars in one of my electives *shoots confetti with slight sarcasm*
     
    Also in school, my grades have tanked to an all new low ;-; I haven't been working all that hard this year, so the low grade factor's really impacting my life... it's a bummer, but what I expect from all play and no work? That's right, low grades.
     
    FFFF ME3 DLC came out today! My mom and I have been sitting around in the livingroom fangirling for the past few minutes while the thing downloaded. We're both like "OHMIGOD LAKSJDFLKASJDFLKJ DLC!FFFFFFFFFF!"
     
    My mom and her friend were watching a trailer for it, and my mom's friend was like "you know why all those people are in the same spot...." and my mom's like "o3o?" and he's like "For a funeral."
     
    And then we cried XD Damn that bastard Kai Lang. Damn him. Anyways, yeah. My mom's like "This game... is like... TEARS IN A BOX!"
     
    Herm... in other news... I've successfully converted not one, but five people to watching the show! My little cousins (eight and eleven) and my friend Lillee and her little brothers (both twelve) so I'm like "FFFFFFFFFF YES." Double win, right?
     
    I love the whole relative chain reaction thing XD
     
    DUNANANANA. So then. The wild thing came once again, this time while I was sitting around on my couch, and screamed "LOOK I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU."
     
    So, naturally, I was a little excited, and held my hand out. It then deposited a string and said: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONIKA CHRISTMAS!" and ran away, leaving me with a single brightly colored string. Only on inspection, however, I found it was a streamer.
     
    A cannon went off behind me, and confetti rained down. Damn you, Pinkie. Now I need to go de-confetti-ify my hair.
     
     
    Sorry for all the caps lock. I get excited when I type about things, and I want all you bromigos to feel my excitement too. My bad.
     
    Have a wonderfully spontaneous day! And remember: Licking doorknobs is illegal in other countries and or planets.
  12. Flailing Dinosaurs
    In my personal experience, there is nothing more annoying and lonely than discovering something wonderful... and not being able to share it with anyone.
     
    As some of you may know, I recently dove headfirst into the Homestuck fandom, and found it wonderfully humorous and... immature xD It uses the sort of humor that I understand and communicate well with. My language if you will 8D
     
    While I do participate a little in the Homestuck sub-reddit page, I still feel very left out in this fandom D8 Only myself and one of my close friends actually read the comic, and she's not even done with the damn thing yet XD There is another group of people who read it... though, they're sophomores, and really don't want to socialize with us underclassmen I guess, I dunno.
     
    I live in an area where there are very few Homestuckers. Why does that matter? Well, for a start, there are no meetups close to me, further cutting me off from the people of the fandom. I would love to do some cosplay at a meetup *o* That would be amazing. It also means, however, that there is a very slim chance that I am able to meet others of my species D8
     
    This makes my existence in the fandom feel very, very, very lonely ._.
     
    MLP, however, is a whole other matter... it seems that at least one out of every ten assholes in my school watches it XD There are about three hundred of us in the school in total... you do the math. To be short, the MLP fandom is not unheard of, which makes it easier for me to communicate with others. Trust me, I have no problem in finding people to discuss the show with XD
     
    It's kind of like how I felt when I started getting good at art. I knew no one else who drew, and it made me the odd man (or in my case, girl) out. Maybe with time, I'll be able to find myself a group of Homestuck fans that I can get along with 8D Who knows, I might even be able to go to a meet some time, even if I have to drive for ten hours to do so XD
     
    Sorry for the lack of gifs today D8 My brain is just fried from all the algebra I just did for homework ._.
  13. Flailing Dinosaurs
    Hey guys, so, I'm on a family reunion this entire week. That means I cannot answer mail, and I won't be posting any art or blogs until Monday afternoon (or, at least, my Monday afternoon LOL) It's not that I don't have internet connection, I just don't want to waste my family time fiddling around with my laptop
     
     
    Try not to send me too much mail >.> Chances are if I get too much, I'll just delete it all LOL XD
  14. Flailing Dinosaurs
    :I I got bored, and decided to list things that I do when I'm bored 8D YAY LISTS!
     
     

     
     
    1:Troll on fail trolls on youtube 8D This is one of my favorite pastimes. Here, read my most recent addition: "I'd reply in some sort of immature way like everyone else is doing, but I'm too busy laughing my ass off at your failure trollage. Honestly. That was pathetic. So unoriginal too! Just... listing off things that you think? Tsk. I'm sure you could do better than that, bromigo! Get creative, for god's sake, then some folks would at least get a little more enjoyment out of your silly attention grabbing silliness :D" That was a lot of fun to read. Can't wait for the replies I'll get :3
     
    2: Draw stuff. This usually happens when I get really bored XD Most cause I have to draw on paper these days...
     
    3:Flip through my tabs, refreshing them all, just to see if I have any new mail ;-;
     
    4: Watch crap on youtube.
     
    5: Go find pony gifs on google search.
     
    6: Watch favorite FIM episodes XD
     
    7: Stalk around my house, methodically killing every mosquito I see with my bare hands, either through catching it in mid-flight, or by smashing it with my hand against either a palm or a wall 8D The best part is when they're full of blood, and they splatter everywhere... the not so fun part is cleaning it up ._.
     
    8: Go pester my mother out in the living room. Usually I just go stalk her and make bird noises at her.
     
    9: Mess with my cat. My favorite form of abuse that I give to my cat is squeezing him so he squeaks XD I'm a horrible owner, I know. Yet, the furball still loves me >.> Dun see how that works out, but, whatever.
     
    10: Play videogames. This is usually my last attempt at staving off boredom. Sitting on my ass, playing ME3, or maybe R&C, or some sort of Spyro game. Usually, I ragequit after a few minutes.
     
    Scrub, rinse, repeat 8D That's what my days usually consist of.
     
    Sometimes, I get to leave the house. That's always fun. Or, my cat will bring in some sort of still alive animal... like the frog that I had on my desk this morning LOL He was alive and okay though, and was released after being discovered sitting in a bowl of stale cheezits >.>
     
     
    So. Yeah. Now, get out of my blog, and stahp staring into my life. It's weird. Creeper. XD
     
     
     
     
    HAVE A NICE DAY, MY FELLOW VELOCIRAPTORS.
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    Oooookay. I've been working on a headcannon for awhile now. It goes along with my unimule character, Artsy.
     
     
    I was thinking the other day: In traditional lore, unicorns were often seen and portrayed as large horses with cloven feet and long tails, tipped with hair.
     
    In the world of MLP, it would seem that only ponies themselves can be unicorns, which kind of interested me. When the horses from Saddle Arabia showed up at the end of Magic Duel, I couldn't help but do two things. Laugh hysterically at how tiny ponies were in comparison, then wonder about unicorns, like a always do. Do they have unicorn horses in the MLP universe? I have no idea. Then I got to thinking about donkeys and mules... you can see where this is going.
     
     
    The headcannon I have devised for myself not for the entire MLP fandom, believe what you want, is that unicorns come in all species. The first unicorns where in fact donkeys and mules, letting the medieval showing of them come forth here. They didn't have cloven feet though (even though I adore cloven footed unicorns \*-*/) they were just common equine. Eventually, the first unicorns, the donkey unicorns, began to die out. In an effort to save the magic the possessed, the donkeys bred with horses and ponies, creating the first actually accepted mules and unimules. The unimules thrived for centuries, due to the strange fact that they were not sterile.
     
    A few thousand years passed, and Discord came to rule the lands. He managed to screw with the unimule gene just enough to make it hard for them to reproduce. The royal sisters, who came into rule just at the tail end of the century old reign of Discord, attempted to fix the damage, but, it was too late. Unimules were dying out.
     
     
    They tried the same self preservation technique that their ancestors had used, turned yet again to horses and ponies. This time, however, no foals could be produced. They either didn't conceive, miscarried, or where stillborn. The unimules, in a last ditch attempt to save their magic and lore, turned to the royal sisters, who agreed to bestow horns to foals while in the womb. the first horse and pony unicorns were created.
     
    The unimules continued to dwindle, though managed to keep their kind alive. More and more normal mules were born however. Eventually, the year that Princess Luna became Nightmare moon, all unimules were rendered completely sterile, due to the magical increase the princesses created while in battle. Their horns and magic didn't know how to deal with the increase, so, in a last ditch effort to keep the individual equine alive, the horn channeled the magic to many parts of the body, causing sterility in most of the mules.
     
    And so, unimules all but died out, only one or two being born in each century, created by a unicorn pony or horse, and a donkey.
     
    (in a nutshell: Unimules were some of the first unicorns, Discord came and screwed things up, unimules gave their magic to ponies, and the unimules pretty much died out)
     
    So, yeah. That's my headcannon. Disagree with it if you want, it's still how I think about MLP universe now XD I'm sure I left some historical holes in there, but, I wasn't giving a college lecture. It was just a quite jotting down of my ideas :3
     
    I know, it was a long read. If you didn't read it, feel free to put a TLDR in the comments lawl.
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    Sup?

    By Flailing Dinosaurs,

    Hey, guys, remember me? Yeah, you prolly don't XD That's cool if you don't.
     
    So, listen, after a few months of being butthurt (cause you all know I was) I finally decided I missed this place (even though there are a lot of assholes here XD) and that I was wrong to up and storm out like a little girl... even though I am a little girl XD I wanted to share my pony stuff with people who actually gave a crap about the fandom, not just the random passerby on dA, or the like.
     
     
    So, I've returned to grace the forums with my sarcasm and buttmunchiness Woo, party *\._./*
     
    Can't garuntee how well I'll get along with you folks, but I'll try. If only people would stop being so... standoffish, you know? It's irritating. Anyway...
     
    So, yeah. Have a nice day.
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    LOL GISE ITS FRYDAI EVRY1!!11!!11!!!111 OMG IM SO XSITED FOR TEH WEAKEND! OMG ROFLMAO! AND GESS WAT EL- *smashes with hammer* SHUT DAFUQ UP, YOU BASTARD. YOU BASTARD COVERED BASTARD WITH BASTARD FILLING. Aw crap, I got hotpocket sauce on my keyboard... <.< >.> *licks sauce off keys* YOUSAWNOTHING. >.> I'm watching you. <.<
     
     
    SO. IT'S FRIGGING FRIDAY. I MADE MY AWESOME CO2 CAR LAST WEEK... and finished it a little while ago. We raced them today ^.^ twas fun. I like to call it 'BubbleGum Constipation' because it looks like a giant spikey crap with bits of bubblegum it it! That's why you don't swallow your bubblegum, dammit. I:<
     
    My dad came home yesterday (he works in Nevada for twenty days at a time on a drill rig, and is home for ten days) and I got to stay home and go to the movies with him. We watched Jack the Giant Killer. FRIGGING COOL ASS MOVIE GUYS. The part when they pour the boiling oil over the wall into the moat, then set it on fire, I was flailing in fangirl glee. "I READ ABOUT THAT IN A BOOK OH MY GOD I READ ABOUT THAT!"
     
    Of late. Cameron (I'm pretty sure I've told you guys about him in last post) has been sending some frigging mixed signals from hell itself. Like, we were talking about homecoming (because we're going to highschool next year) and he randomly asked my friend, Lillee, who he dated a while back, if she'd go to homecoming with him. And it's like "PFFF BOI. PICK A FUCKING SIDE OR GET NOTHING DAMMIT." she turned him down, but I still went to go sulk in the library. I'm feeling better now though. :3
     
     
    In other news... BATMAN AND ROBIN MADE IT TO NAME DAY! I'M SO HAPPY! The didn't die during the week, so they have their official names ^.^
     
    THIS SONG. LISTEN TO IT. IT'S SO EPIC. IT PLAYED ON PANDORA A FEW MINUTES AGO. IT'S OMG WORTHY.
     

     
    I LOVE YOU PANDORA!
     
    My computer's still being kind of stupid, but, it's actually letting me post now, so I think it's happy again! : D I CAN DRAW AGAIN! IMSOHAPPYOHMYGOD
     
    WELP.
     
    It appears that's all I have for you, my fleet of velociraptors...
     
    See you next week!
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    WELL. HI. XD I've finally decided that Fridays will be my posting day! So, at least then my posts'll actually be interesting and full of all sorts of nonsensical crap!
     
    ONTO THE ACTUAL POST!
     
    -O-
     
    UMFG IT'S FRIDAY *flails* FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDA- Mother of god. I'm singing that song again. DAMMIT. NOOOOOOO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD GET IT OUT! *chops head off* It had the evil in it!
     
    XD
     
    My grades are still sucking horribly at school ;-; damn that stupid poetry powerpoint, didn't get it finished DX My math grade could be better, but, hopefully with some accel.math, I'll get it back up
     
    Apparently, my mom's dog has been missing since Wednesday, and she came back this morning. My mom was all freaking out and crying and crap, and I'm like "WTF? She just came inside mom."
     
    Surprised the little turd didn't get eaten by the coyotes
     
    MY GOD THIS HAIR MOUSSE IT'S MAKING MY HAIR SO CRUNCHY! *plays with curls* I LOVE YOU HAIR MOUSSE.
     
    That moment when you decide to marry the microwave. "TILL DEATH DO US PART!" I love my microwave. My body on the other hand, hates the crap I make in it ;-; I have a weird love hate relationship with my Tai Pei microwave food. It's so good... but so bad for my skin. OHWELL *not a crap is being given*
     
    Spring has finally come here in northwest Idaho! *confetti* I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY. Err, pardon my French there, guys XD I'm just so excited. We can get rid of all this frekking snow... and it'll be WARM AGAIN!
     
    That moment when you're on dA, and refresh the page a million times, staring at your mailbox, and silently chanting "MAIL MAIL MAIL MAIL MAIL." I love getting mail.
     
    *refreshes dA page* FFF GIVE ME MAIL DAMMIT.
     
     
    Merr... I really don't have anything else worth discussing right now, so I'mma go and... do something interesting XD
     
    See you later, my fleet of velociraptor ninja narwhal unicorn pirates.
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    OMGOMGOMG AND ALL THAT SHIZ. I GOT MY TABLET PEN! *flails happily while making random strokes in Paint tool SAI* I'LL NEVER PART WITH IT AGAIN!
     
    Working on CO2 cars s'more at school. Got an assload of sawdust in my eyes, so now they're itching and runny and stuff ;-; ohwell, at least I smell awesome now! I've make sure to post a pic of my car when the quarter's over it's a pretty badass little chunk of wood, can't wait to paint it! I'mma theme it with the Lunar Republic I think o3o or maybe the Solar Empire... I dunno, what should I do... merr. I should do a poll... OH "Manage Entry Poll" Brilliant.
     
     
    MERR. So, my school 'twin', Lillee and I were talking the other day about Harlem Shake, and, she was like "HEY. We should do one at my place!" and I'm like "FFF BRILLIANT IDEA." "It should be MLP themed even!" and then we highfived and it was all awesome. So, in a while, we're gonna do that, (I'll do the begining dance because I like attention xD) and we'll have the Mane Six's cutie marks on our cheeks o3o I'll have Rarity's, of course
     
    : Oh, darling, you have such good taste!
     
    Yes, I do, Rarity XD
     
    Whelp, nothing else interesting really happe- THAT'S A FRIGGING LIE!
     
    I JUST NOW REMEMBERED.
     
    Today in first period, (earth science) the topic of convo got to being school lockdown, and my teacher was like "Well. If someone comes in here with a weapon, it's my job to try and stop them..." and we're all like "FFFF, No glory for us?" and then he's like "BUT." then out of nowhere, he hauls out this bag of rocks "If I can't, then you guys will each have a handful of rocks! And someone else gets this big spike hammer thing..." and he holds up this hammer, and I'm like "FFF DIBS, BUTTMUNCHES."
     
    Yeah, I honestly think we'd beat any poor sap stupid enough to go in there to death. I'm serious, I mean, really. Hormones on top of boredom, on top of anger, on top of normal teenyness... yeah. The forensic scientists wouldn't even know what was what when it all ended XD
     
    All stupidity aside, it's good to know that our teacher trusts us to try and take care of each other, not just telling us to sit in the corner and lay down to die. Makes me feel a little better.
     
    That's all for now, my fleet of velociraptor unicorn narwhal ninjas. Until next time.
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    Of late, I've been thinking a hella lot about my MLP fanfic, Hydraulics. I've posted the prologue on both Fanfiction and here on one of the forums, though... I'm severly considering re-writing. I really think I could have done more with it that what I did.
     
    So, I'm re-writing. ;-; I hate re-writing so much XD Ohwell.
     
     
    FFFFFFFFFFFff I wish I had more chit chat stuff going on, but, I'm not exactly much of a chit chatter.
     
    -Cozzie
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    Well. First off, I want to say something: Welcome to my blog. I hope you're ready for the ride, 'cause I'm not!
     
    Today's topic: Stupid things people do
     
     
    So, I wanted to talk about something that's been bugging me for the past, say, week. People being moronic for no actual known reason.
     
    What sprouted this post is a simple thing that happens every single day of the flipping week. On my bus, I'm in the front seat with some seventh grader, and to the seat beside me, there're two other seventh graders, right? Well, every day, the kid on the outside has decided that "lolnope, we don't have to be gentlemen and let the ladies off first!" and he dives out of his seat at the stop, and cuts me off!
     
    It's like, dude. We're going into the same. Frigging. Building. And guess what. I'll be walking right behind you. So, just, way to go, you're in such a hurry, that you can't pause long enough to think "Ohhey, let's let the girls off instead of being a complete buttmunch." Thank you so much for showing me that you obviously have no sense of morality. I appreciate it.
     
    Some other things I've noticed lately that have really been grinding on my nerves: The idiots in my grade being complete jerks to the teachers. I don't care how much you hate having to be in the class, bromigo, but that does not give you the excuse to be a complete tugmunch to the teacher. I am sorry, but no. The system does not work that way.
     
    I'd really like to think of something else to rant on and on about, but... sadly... I can't think of anything! XD
     
    Questions? Concerns? Comments? Want me to discuss something?
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