Limey

Well, lots of games actually. - Natural Selection 2 - Farcry 3 - Battlefield 3 - Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Red Dead Redemption - GTA 4 - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team The sad thing is I own some of these games, but I can't play them because my computer can't handle them. Impulse buying, folks.

Depends on your definition of alien. Alien species = No. Alien person = Yes. Alien just means foreigner/outsider. For example, Xenophobia is a fear of foreigners. Xeno is Latin for Alien, if my memory serves me.

I have this certain voice in my head that I read most people's posts in (I'm not crazy), but when someone changes that text, the voice in my head changes. For example, ANY POSTS IN ALL CAPS I READ IN AN ANGRY 12 YEAR OLD'S VOICE, or any of Scootlove's posts I read in a really soft breezy voice (Because italics are soft and breezy, according to my brain.) I was just wondering if anyone else had noticed this. Btw what do you guys think of my sexy new avatar?

Finally done! I took ages trying to get the FPS higher, but apparently GIMP didn't want to play ball, so I'm stuck with it like this. In fact, I took ages on this in general. Kind of embarrassing.

I've done my base. I know this sounds stupid, but how do I make it vibrate in the way your ones do? I'd probably screw it up if I tried it myself.

Link to OOC Commander Count Von Hoof looked across the smouldering ruins of the once beautiful capital of Equestria, it's once proud spires and battlements now rubble, and it's streets filled with hostile soldiers, baying for the blood of the Demonic Sisters who had for so long ruled over it. He felt a strong breath of air on the back of his neck, and despite the thick power armor he wore it still made his mane stand up on end. "Congratulations, commander." Grunted Grand Marshal Ironhorn. "Your victory here will not go unnoticed by the council." "I simply did my duty, your lordship." Said Hoof, not daring to make contact with the dark visor that covered the Marshal's eyes. "Our Princess is watching over us this day." "Indeed she is, Commander." Ironhorn looked over the ruined city. There was nothing like a good crusade to get the blood pumping. "Survivors?" "Most citizens fled, but a few still remain." "The injured, the disabled, the young and the frail. Send message to the reeducation program that their work can begin immediately." His voice deepened. "Execute all who resist." "Of course, my lord." Said Hoof. He felt a pang in his stomach. Mindless war and genocide didn't bring him the same joy it had brought his father. It was because of him that he was on this crusade, to prove himself he was worthy of becoming a Unicorn lord. If this was what it took to be nobility, he wasn't sure he liked it. "Now we a have removed the head of the heretical government, it is time to take out the brain. The demonic sisters are rumored to be hiding in the city of Manehattan, still under indigenous control." "Sir" Protested Von Hoof "We took many casualties in the battle. My soldiers need to rest." "Blood and flesh is the foundation of the Imperium, Von Hoof. There can be no war without bloodshed, there can be no unity without war. There can be no unity without peace. I am the Grand Marshal here, and it doesn't matter who your father was, I will not tolerate insubordination from my commanders. I do not care if you are a Unicorn, I am an Alicorn! A direct decsendent of the Princess herself! And I have the authority to wipe you off this plane of reality if I see fit. Do I make myself clear, Von Hoof?" Growled Ironhorn. "Y-yes sir." "Good. We march on Manehattan as soon as possible. The Princess protects."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx62U0GW9ew

I put it in spoilers and everything! I warned you man! I warned you 'bout the blood, but no one listens to crazy old Spess! No oooooone!

This is probably the scariest Creepypasta I've ever read. It gave me nightmare's for 3 days straight, it's that scary. I've posted it in the spoiler below, but read at your own risk, and don't say I didn't warn you.

Not if she was using the disguise kit. 'Everyone back to the base, pardner.' Besides, the Spy from TF2 isn't the only Spy in the whole world, is he?