Ruddboy Olaf

"Yep, there we go. He's got a fucked neck."

1 hour ago, Tropical Melody said:

By spooky coincidence, that was done for real for a very early story of Doctor Who – to make sure we (the viewers) could be in no doubt they were on an alien planet, it was supposed to be like a foggy atmosphere. Vaseline on the TV camera lenses.

They also did it in the 1981 horror film The Burning, for the Killer's POV shots. 

"Jesus! Who smeared Vaseline on the lens?"

"Well, I'm gonna be honest with you, E.T. I'm gonna be very honest with you. I don't like ya, I don't like you at all.  I really don't like what you are. You displease me on many levels. And I'm gonna change you, I'm gonna make you different, I'm gonna make you better. You'll like it, you'll like it, you won't be scared anymore. Haha. Come on, E.T.

(ET: ET Phone Home) Yeah...yeah...Come on, ET. I'll help you phone home. You come with me, come on. Hehehe..I'm gonna make everything better for you. Hehe. I'll solve all your problems and..MAKE YOU HAVE NICE DREAMS!!!" 

"Hey! No. Nn-no, get out of there Tomb Raider. Shrek's got some treasure to find!" 

"Oh good, we're going to eat Bugs Bunny. That'll teach him for dressing up like a woman and confusing us when we were young."

"This narrator is going to Hell...
...Where I'll be waiting for him."

"It's horribly authentic!"

"What an interesting fetish. This dude gets off to uploading It Takes a Thief."

"Then it's a group hug in the shower."

"Also, this weirdo in California stole all my music and now I have to play his stuff."

Something beautiful.

"Alright, I'm gonna bite the dog's bum...That'll teach it."

No idea.

"I guess librarian jumpscares are too scary for Bye Bye Man."

Link: The Faces of Evil.

"Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties, and gloves! I have to have my tools!"

On 1/13/2021 at 9:12 AM, Sonic Shimmer said:

Ashens?

Correct. 

6/10

Moments ago, Osoka_Topez said:

l don't get why he's saying that

He's not saying that. It's just his Smash Bros reveal caption.

4/10

5 hours ago, Osoka_Topez said:

7/10 kinda funny but l don't get it

What don't you get?

Fallout.

"You'll notice that they appear to have had their faces painted by somebody who just got a mouth full of paint, swished it around a bit, then went *ptoo* on the faces of the figures."

Godot from Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations.

"Under the sea, Under the sea. Stealing from Disney, oh shit they sued me."

It's interesting, but looks very stretched and pixelly.

4/10

Either a Captain America movie or the Tom and Jerry movie.

"Lonic: Professor Levi. Okay, that last part is obviously supposed to say the Faces of Evil, but seriously the first part just says Lonic. Lonic."

No idea.

"The very best bit of course, is that it is inexplicably holding a piece of jangly wire above its head. And I think I know why that is. Because at night time, when you're all in bed. It comes to life, and it slowly glides across the living room, grabs the other toys from behind with its wire, and garrotes them, then feasts on their flesh."

No idea.

"Billy the Exterminator's shaking violently, looking like an 8 year old that's throwing a temper tantrum after being told he can't buy any more V-bucks, or maybe he's been tazed by an off-duty officer in the crowd, there's no telling."

No idea.

"It's a hard newsflash, and I'm sorry to splash you with that cold pee-pee water."

I have been around too many drunk people in my life to know that drinking isn't for me, and I will always be uncomfortable or anxious around those who do drink.