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  1. Belgian&Brony
    Its.........true....what..(spits blood)....you.......say..........i... know..it.(spits more blood)....was...fun...dealing...with..you.....but...(coughs blood) ...before....you....kill....me..who...is.........going......to.....rule......my...(coughs blood)..holy...land............(coughs blood)...*on a moment pinkimenas spirit appears (pinkimena: before you are dead i need to tell you about a secret of mine) .......what..is....it....honey..(coughs blood) (pinkimena: at the birth of our child we where possesed in our mind we actually had a twin.... ) .........really....where..(coughs blood)... is......our...second....son....?... (Pinkimena: i hidded him in a location for growing up as a leader just in case if you die).............now.... i..can.(cough blood)....rest... in....hell.....with... you... (pinkimena: im waiting <3)......grimskull..kill.......me......so...i..can...kiss...her....(coughs blood )in.....hell.....
  2. Belgian&Brony
    its badass because if you smoke you dont fear death almost every smoker dies from lung cancer if you smoke you have a 95% chance to survive it smoking is sacrificing your body for your soul tell me who wants to kill himself? The ones who say i have courage and that courage is what i call badass
  3. Belgian&Brony
    *Black twinkle says nothing and looks into grimskulls eyes* ........................*the Equestrian ponies look at grimskull and the military ponies take of their hats* everypony has to die one day but 0_0 *king sharp chrystal enters a spear into grimskulls heart and while the tip of the spear penetrates black twinkles chest* how could you... *grimskull and black twinkle bleed furiously while they are still alive * (king sbarp Chrystal : BLACK TWINKLE HIS AGE IS DONE!!!!! Long live chrystalistic freedom !) *king chrystal puts his spear out the two bodies while watching them having their last breath*......im...sorry......for..what.....i... (coughs blood)..did.....grimskull...i...deserve..it.....what..are...your (coughs more blood).....last.......words?
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    *Pinkimena creates a spiritual protection coffin* it means Nuking Jihadi *the radioactive blood explodes destroying almost everything of the ork world but black twinkle, pinkimena and grimskull survive the nuclair meltdown* u better did not shot him *smiles and teleports to Equestria * (Queen chrystalis: where did you go black twinkle? ) i just nuked a entire dimension and only with grimskull alive (queen chrystalis: well done but are you not scared that he shall take revenge? ) no he never shall defeat us ALONE *black twinkle dances in Circles with Chrystalis* that happens if someone murders my child and wife
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    Excuse me *trows the burning cigar into the gun putting it into fire* a simple solution can be the best sometimes wait i also have my lighter *black twinkle puts his pocket radio on and says / bring our NJ here (military radio host : are you sure my leader ? ) yes im sure *a single pony appears with a nervous face*.NJ...you know what to do here right? (NJ: sure my leader) now grimmskull i have something special with me if you guess what NJ means and you got the answer correct you can kill me and taked my land
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    *everypony execpt black twinkle runs away in circles* i think its time to chill over *black twinkle lights a cigar* yea il peace up until im into 1000 pieces *black twinkle blows the smoke and pinkimenas spirit appears* pinkimena protect me before its too late *pinkimenas spirit creates a casle made of smoke* thats what im talkin about honey *black twinkle enters the castle and goes on the highest tower possible* Orks try to climb it if you want to get me *the orks try to climb it but only black twinkle and pinkimena can climb it because its made of spiritual smoke* orks... dont even try climbing smoke *black twinkle spits at grimskulls face* (pinkimenas spirit: what can i do to save you know? The orks can still shoot! ) dont worry just hug me *a part of her spirit turns into a bulletproof suit* good luck with defeating me boss grimscum!!
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    *Facehoof* after 4 post explaining why i say its badass people still complain about it *double facehoof* I look like a total douchebag when i smoke im a BONG smoker and thats totally creepy
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    Its too far ........... WHY HAS THIS WORLD HAS TO BE SO RUDE TO ME ?????!!!!!! *cries and bitchslaps himself * Bronycon is the brony Mecca every brony must be there before she/he dies Im called a ponyfagg everyday im getting annoyed by my little brother I'm getting bullied for being a communist Now I can't go to brony heaven because it is too far.....IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD ON THE PLANET ????!!!!!!
  9. Belgian&Brony
    if you order fries in France,Germany,Netherlands and Belguim you can always get horse meat with the fries and sometimes you get it for free if you order fries and them I'm like *face palm*
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    The only types of meat are fish cow chicken rabbit ostrich (I'm not bucking joking about ostrich) Horse meat is just scary and creepy for me Who in celestias name invinted horse meat ! If I know it I shall destroy him and if he is dead I'll bomb his grave Hurting horses is like killing my family for me -_- I recognize it of the color and thickness and BTW FEGELEIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MLP FORUMS ??!!!! I WANT YOUR FACE OUT THE PONY BUNKER MY KEYBOARD OF DOOM SHALL WIN AGAINST JOSEPH STALION YOU ANNOY ME EVERYWHERE YOU ARE WORSE THEN GÜNSCHE ! Man...I watch too much downfall parodies
  11. Belgian&Brony
    I never eat horse meat for a good reason I LOVE PONIES A horse is too beautiful to kill and eat in my opinion ;( If someone gives me horse meat to eat I say NO If I see horse meat I'm not hungry anymore Does anypony else here have the same problem ?
  12. Belgian&Brony
    I make my joints/bowl by my own XD You only need a piece of paper smoking stuff and matches to smoke Yea I know its pretty bad and can die from it but hey its not crack If you know how to roll them its fine I know friends who smoke I deal cigars with them I never smoke tabbacco I only smoke herbal stuff I don't care about death everyone I know thinks im gay and a Pedo because I like MLP:FIM Better death then being annoyed by haters 24/7 Smoking actually makes you feel more happy (if you use the right ''ingredient" )
  13. Belgian&Brony
    Dogs.......I'm..afraid of dogs.. They have sharp teeth and always have the possibility to bite me I once got chased by a dog when I was little I'm lucky I was not his dinner that day Now each time I see a dog I run away
  14. Belgian&Brony
    So if friendship is murder then murder is magic ! *grabs AK-47* say hello to my little friend haters (Note: I'm not bucking serious)
  15. Belgian&Brony
    I wear a 20% cooler badge at work thats all Its pretty funny seeing peoples faces when they look at my badge Sometimes people say I hope its not what I think it is Then I say it is what you think Then they walk away and leave me alone working Wearing mlp stuff repels annoying people
  16. Belgian&Brony
    Well humanity is ruined up those days If I had the chance for living in equestria I'll totally take it Humanity of today is not so good as most people think Terrorism,rape,drugs,murder,anti bronies,racists,thieves,pedophiles, Dictators,zionists and Many more ! Humanity today is a big shame I actually want to be a pony but I know it will never come true I really shame myself a bit for being a human Just look one time to news and you can understand why I dont like being a Human Earth = Hell Equestria = Heaven
  17. Belgian&Brony
    its badass because you need courage to do that everyone who smokes dies If you smoke it means that you are not scared of death not much people want to die for only looking cool Smoking itself is no badass THE courage is badass I do smoke but I dont look really cool but retarded and crazy with it I smoke a bong mostly when I'm alone I won't really get damage when I smoke because I dont use tabbacco And smoke a bong instead of cigarettes the only damage I get is my troath being sucked apart from the inhaling weed is almost harmfull you are right for thinking green but the only problem is that the government makes weed illegal people ask why does the government make a medicine illegal ? Its because the tabbacco and alcohol companies want money *facehoof*
  18. Belgian&Brony
    *facehoof* with badass I mean that you have courage to kill yourself THAT courage is what I call badass I personly dont smoke sigarettes or sigars Sigars and Sigarettes are pretty much bad I smoke a bong (waterpipe) I know its very stupid and deadly but I dont care about that I'm dead Everyone I know calls me gay and sick because I love mlp My whole life is full of insults and kicks I smoke medical stuff to let my soul and mind feel better and more free I have the same anger problem as Adolf If someone walk nexts to me and says you are a gay pony faggot I dont respond the very friendly way because of my anger problem Smoking a bong makes me feel better more peacefull and helps controlling my problem The stuff that I smoke is a mixture of grinded stinging nettles and green tea leaves I hope its clear now to everpony why I smoke
  19. Belgian&Brony
    For the ones they ask why I say smoking is badass Its badass because you need very much courage to do it Not much people have the courage to risk their own lives for feeling good Risking your life for feeling good means that you are not scared of death Being not scared of death is badass (in my strange opinions atleast)
  20. Belgian&Brony
    I know its a strong thing to ask on people but I want to find out the average badassness of a brony Smoking is one of the most badass things you can do it so badass you even risk your life if you do it ! Since haters say bronies are not badass I want to proof that wrong by calculating the average badassness of a brony .smoking is a part of my experiment because smoking is very badass I want to know that you smoke or not (I do not support smoking I'm only doing a expiriment )
  21. Belgian&Brony
    I actually dont eat at breakfast I only drink at breakfast...... NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN CUPS OF COFFEE IN THE MORNING I'm a coffee addict coffee is my substitute for water Coffee = Delicious The caffeine rush gives me MOAR power but.. It has negative effects also
  22. Belgian&Brony
    I walk into school and everyone says to everything "thats gay" I show my homework and people say thats gay I write with my colourful pen people say thats gay I speak about the holocaust in history class and people say thats gay I freaking dont like people who say thats gay The only thing in the universe what is gay is 2 guys f**king eachother
  23. Belgian&Brony
    Let me end this best pony war Rainbow dash = coolest pony Fluttershy = cutest pony If you like cuteness Fluttershy will be for you If you like coolness Rainbow dash is at your side Having a best pony is like having a strong political opinion I'm a brony since 2010 and I still dont have a best pony They are too awesome to decide !
  24. Belgian&Brony
    I once got sad in 2010 I decided to watch TV to cheer myself up I started to watch it and my smile got bigger and bigger each minute I looked to mlp that day was unforgetable when the fandom became more popular in 2011 I decided to joint the herd I'm very proud of being a brony my religion is Friendship and Rights the only type of meat I will never eat is horse meat Well as a hardcore brony I'm active as a tank engine
  25. Belgian&Brony
    Chosing a best pony.... Is harder for me then finding a needle in a haystack *face hoof* There soooo many cute and lovely ponies But fluttershy is official the cutest of all !
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