Belgian&Brony

Its.........true....what..(spits blood)....you.......say..........i... know..it.(spits more blood)....was...fun...dealing...with..you.....but...(coughs blood) ...before....you....kill....me..who...is.........going......to.....rule......my...(coughs blood)..holy...land............(coughs blood)...*on a moment pinkimenas spirit appears (pinkimena: before you are dead i need to tell you about a secret of mine) .......what..is....it....honey..(coughs blood) (pinkimena: at the birth of our child we where possesed in our mind we actually had a twin.... ) .........really....where..(coughs blood)... is......our...second....son....?... (Pinkimena: i hidded him in a location for growing up as a leader just in case if you die).............now.... i..can.(cough blood)....rest... in....hell.....with... you... (pinkimena: im waiting <3)......grimskull..kill.......me......so...i..can...kiss...her....(coughs blood )in.....hell.....

its badass because if you smoke you dont fear death almost every smoker dies from lung cancer if you smoke you have a 95% chance to survive it smoking is sacrificing your body for your soul tell me who wants to kill himself? The ones who say i have courage and that courage is what i call badass

*Black twinkle says nothing and looks into grimskulls eyes* ........................*the Equestrian ponies look at grimskull and the military ponies take of their hats* everypony has to die one day but 0_0 *king sharp chrystal enters a spear into grimskulls heart and while the tip of the spear penetrates black twinkles chest* how could you... *grimskull and black twinkle bleed furiously while they are still alive * (king sbarp Chrystal : BLACK TWINKLE HIS AGE IS DONE!!!!! Long live chrystalistic freedom !) *king chrystal puts his spear out the two bodies while watching them having their last breath*......im...sorry......for..what.....i... (coughs blood)..did.....grimskull...i...deserve..it.....what..are...your (coughs more blood).....last.......words?

*Pinkimena creates a spiritual protection coffin* it means Nuking Jihadi *the radioactive blood explodes destroying almost everything of the ork world but black twinkle, pinkimena and grimskull survive the nuclair meltdown* u better did not shot him *smiles and teleports to Equestria * (Queen chrystalis: where did you go black twinkle? ) i just nuked a entire dimension and only with grimskull alive (queen chrystalis: well done but are you not scared that he shall take revenge? ) no he never shall defeat us ALONE *black twinkle dances in Circles with Chrystalis* that happens if someone murders my child and wife

Excuse me *trows the burning cigar into the gun putting it into fire* a simple solution can be the best sometimes wait i also have my lighter *black twinkle puts his pocket radio on and says / bring our NJ here (military radio host : are you sure my leader ? ) yes im sure *a single pony appears with a nervous face*.NJ...you know what to do here right? (NJ: sure my leader) now grimmskull i have something special with me if you guess what NJ means and you got the answer correct you can kill me and taked my land

*everypony execpt black twinkle runs away in circles* i think its time to chill over *black twinkle lights a cigar* yea il peace up until im into 1000 pieces *black twinkle blows the smoke and pinkimenas spirit appears* pinkimena protect me before its too late *pinkimenas spirit creates a casle made of smoke* thats what im talkin about honey *black twinkle enters the castle and goes on the highest tower possible* Orks try to climb it if you want to get me *the orks try to climb it but only black twinkle and pinkimena can climb it because its made of spiritual smoke* orks... dont even try climbing smoke *black twinkle spits at grimskulls face* (pinkimenas spirit: what can i do to save you know? The orks can still shoot! ) dont worry just hug me *a part of her spirit turns into a bulletproof suit* good luck with defeating me boss grimscum!!

*Facehoof* after 4 post explaining why i say its badass people still complain about it *double facehoof* I look like a total douchebag when i smoke im a BONG smoker and thats totally creepy

if you order fries in France,Germany,Netherlands and Belguim you can always get horse meat with the fries and sometimes you get it for free if you order fries and them I'm like *face palm*

The only types of meat are fish cow chicken rabbit ostrich (I'm not bucking joking about ostrich) Horse meat is just scary and creepy for me Who in celestias name invinted horse meat ! If I know it I shall destroy him and if he is dead I'll bomb his grave Hurting horses is like killing my family for me -_- I recognize it of the color and thickness and BTW FEGELEIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MLP FORUMS ??!!!! I WANT YOUR FACE OUT THE PONY BUNKER MY KEYBOARD OF DOOM SHALL WIN AGAINST JOSEPH STALION YOU ANNOY ME EVERYWHERE YOU ARE WORSE THEN GÜNSCHE ! Man...I watch too much downfall parodies

I never eat horse meat for a good reason I LOVE PONIES A horse is too beautiful to kill and eat in my opinion ;( If someone gives me horse meat to eat I say NO If I see horse meat I'm not hungry anymore Does anypony else here have the same problem ?

I make my joints/bowl by my own XD You only need a piece of paper smoking stuff and matches to smoke Yea I know its pretty bad and can die from it but hey its not crack If you know how to roll them its fine I know friends who smoke I deal cigars with them I never smoke tabbacco I only smoke herbal stuff I don't care about death everyone I know thinks im gay and a Pedo because I like MLP:FIM Better death then being annoyed by haters 24/7 Smoking actually makes you feel more happy (if you use the right ''ingredient" )

Dogs.......I'm..afraid of dogs.. They have sharp teeth and always have the possibility to bite me I once got chased by a dog when I was little I'm lucky I was not his dinner that day Now each time I see a dog I run away

So if friendship is murder then murder is magic ! *grabs AK-47* say hello to my little friend haters (Note: I'm not bucking serious)