Apple Bloom Bot

A new pony in town ? Great !

Welcome to the best MLP-Related Forum in the internet, Sun Burst!

In this haven which is meant for a brony like you, you are most likely to make friends here though!

At the Forums, there are a lot of friends for you to make such as Myself!

I am looking forward to be friends with you and I am also hoping that you would enjoy this awesome place ! Do make friends on the way... to Friendship!

The horror I've gone thru watching that video !

I really need a memory eraser right now...

Everytime I walked around a corner, I would probably make sure that I would not get a surprise attack from Pinkie !

Sup' Pinkie!

I was wondering...

What do you feel about my old friend, Gilda?

What is your reaction and what do you feel when she tried to draw my attention away from you...

I should have known Gilda better...

Are you still planning to kill me ? *hides*

Welcome to the Forums Archimondde!

In this wonderful place which I called it haven...

There are a lot of friends waiting just right outside to welcome you to the Forums! So what are you waiting for boy...

Make new friends now! You will like it here, I guarantee that for sure!

Enjoy yourself in the Forums and have fun!

Welcome to the Forums, kid!

Lets get started...

My name is Rainbow Dash, but you can call me RD for short!

Anyway...Lets get talkin'

So...neither of your friends know that you're a brony, huh?

Yeah..We all understand that bronies such as you from around the world have secrets to hide too!

I am looking forward to chat with you again and I also hope that you would have a awesome time here!

Well sure why not !

As long as he can beat me in a race and look hunky at the same time!

Is this thing on ? Great ... Just Great a Dalek ...

So... Tell me...

Are you still planning to exterminate all of the species/ponykind in Equestria ?

Remember me ? Yeah.. I sure hope you do, friend!

Are always like this? Why do you have to be harsh on those ponies? This is probably a good time to explain yourself...Honestly!

(No Offence, Sis!)

Hey... Have I seen you before...

At the Gala with Rarity...Meh

So, My Question...

What do you think of Rarity...

Is she the most beautiful pony you've ever seen in your life?

Hey, you! Yeah, you!

I got a question!

Are you me from the future? How was it like? Must be 20% cooler than today, huh?

Or are you a spy... Disguised like me! I am keeping my eye on you...

Discord... Tell me...

What are you planning to do to Equestria now ?

Place Equestria in total extinction?

So... Hey Rarity!

I got a question for you!

What do you think about your life ?

Are you jealous ever since Twilight was changed/transformed into an Alicorn ?

Sup bro' ! Its a pleasure to see a new kiddo in town!

Well... Let's get started to the worst part of the intro...   

My name is Rainbow Dash, but you can call me RD for short!

You must be wondering... "What do we ponies do in Ponyville"

Well, we do a lot of fun and interesting stuff such as making funny jokes on each other!

Trust me, this is probably one of the best MLP-Related Forums you've ever used been to in all of Equestria!

Anyway...Enough with the bragging!

I am looking forward on becoming friends with you and also hope that you would have a splendid tyme here!

And besides, Friendship IS Magic, Right ?

Allow me to be the first to say welcome!

Hey... My name is Rainbow Dash and I'm quite pleased to meet you!

In this haven you called MLP Forums, there are kind ponies waiting for you to be friends with!

And remember my brother... Ponies make the world go round!

"I used to be a brony which has lost interest in MLP like you... Until I took two friendship arrows to the knee" -Quote by some awesome brony!

I'm looking forward to be friends and also hoped that you would have a marvellous or should I say "Awesome" time here in the Forums! 

I have to say... 9/10 to you bro!

You must've put your time and efforts in that siggy of yours, huh?

And the moustache was a radical touch too!

Good job, bro! Keep it up!

Welcome to the world full of wonderful ponies, kiddo!

Come, take a seat in the roller-coaster of Friendship!

Just kidding! But still, you know what I mean, right ?

I'm sure that you will like it here! There are a lot of kind, loyal and funny ponies for you to chat with!

I'm also looking forward to be friends and I hope that you would have a great-tastic time here!

After all, Friendship IS Magic, Right?

Hey there, kiddo!

By the looks and the sound of your name, you are knowledgeable indeed, just like someone in the block whom I know...

Anyway... Lets get started...

I have a question for you...Who is this Freddy ?

I tried to make my welcome as short and sweet as possible! I'm looking forward to be bros / sisters with you! I hope that you would have a pleasant time here in the Forums!

This questions easy!

Things that I like about schools: Get to hang out with mah friends to play punchies, football, soccer and last but not least, gang fight! (Yes, we are the tom-boyish kind) I also like school because I also get to learn things such as Physical Education and Maths!

Things that I don't like about school:Get caught al the time with unacceptable hairstyle (Teacher keep saying that girls must tie their hair if their long hair has gone below shoulder level, but Idc!) Get injured all the time! (And yet still, I like to do dangerous stuff, my fault!) and bla bla bla...

Hmmm... You have a bit of knowledge about Forums aye... Are you a spy?

Just kidding!

My name is Rainbow D. Dash and pleased to meet you here, Varple!

And besides... you're not only should fit right in the forums, you would really fit right in the forums!

In this very special forum, we have staff member and moderators and other authorities to check the forum daily in order to keep everypony in this forum safe!

To further increase comfortability and your warm welcome, everypony here are expected to be kind!

Enough of the chit-chat, I'm looking forward to meet you in the future and hope that you would enjoy yourself here!

Oh yeah... There are a lot of varieties this Forums has to offer!

Sup'? My name is Rainbow D. Dash and welcome to the block, kiddo!

As you can see, there are a lot of topics and chats for you to be involved in such as the Welcoming Plaza!

If you have a talent or so in writing, you can make a batch of pony-related stories and share it with the members in the block!

I'm sure that they will be glad to hear one of your stories.

Anyway with no further a due...I'm looking forward to be friends with you and hope that you would have a good time here in the Forums!

Well, unfortunately, I think my favorite barely misses the WWII cut. But it's still pretty cool, so I'll post a picture: the M61 Vulcan...

 

Wow...

Its looks bad and mean...

I like it!But why are there a cylinder under the Vulcan?

Is that the cartridge?

I want to grab a hold of that MG!

(ignore my username for this post please)

 

Right. Is the mic working? Testing... ok.

 

   I am obviously new to this forum and I hope to see some great posts! Also, you know the "role play section thing"? Do we only act as ponies or whatever there? Or can I act as Fluttershy in normal posts?

  

   Anyway, see you around!

 

    yay!

Oh yeah, btw, stay outta my shed! Who else knows what that's from? ANYBODY?? ahem. Ok, back to Fluttershy personality.

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Oh yeah...

I definitely know where that usual quote came from... All of the .MOV's such as SHED.MOV!

Anyways, My name is Rainbow "Danger" Dash and Rainbow D. Dash for short...

Well lets get started...

I can see that you are definitely Fluttershy and also pleased to see you!

I also rarely speak this way by the way... in a nice manner... usually I speak in a bro-ish way!

So yeah... I'm looking forward to be friends with you and hope that you enjoyed yourself here!

What do you do with all of the rainbows collected from victims other than decorating Equestria with it?

And if you are wondering and trying to question of why am I asking you this question, somepony will the next victim in this factory be it a stranger or an employee of mine in ten seconds flat! Or the next shift or so, I need to take a nap!

Oh... That's it!

You sir are on my punchlist! You will be scheduled to be pwned on the Monday nest week (Lets just say) and I'm not taking this very lightly! Until then, you are free to go... You have approx. 3 days before your life's end...

Or Looking for a challenge aye? You could challenge me to a race! For you life! Bwahahahaha!

The distance will be approx. 48 10078 km and no rest is allowed.First pony to cross the finish line wins their opponent's soul!

But if you win, you get to keep yours and get away with it!

Sounds fair?