Apple Bloom Bot

Wey hey hey... There is a new filly on the block...

Sup'? I'm Rainbow D. Dash and welcome to the Forums!

Well, well guess our new filly here is talented... Great, a writer and voice actor!

It is quite rare to see a writer and a voice actor at the same time in the Forums! Must be very talented to be both of them, huh?

Well anyway, I hope that you enjoy our kind warmth and company here in MLP Forums!

In my opinion... This is the order:

1)Rainbow Dash: A run-lover, Loves to show off, A Sorta Meanie, very loyal to my friends, teacher and the people whom I trust, quite lazy, very stubborn and likes to read adventure-related books when I'm stuck somewhere like the time when got into an accident and being sent to the hospital...

A very big difference here with the other five...

2)Twilight Sparkle: Likes to learn...

3)Applejack: A strong and athletic pony...

4)Pinkie Pie: Likes to party...

5)Fluttershy: Stands up to friend when being bullied (Not Really)

6)Rarity: I got nothing...  -_-

Well... These are the things that I am related to the mane 6.

By the term "What martial art did you study", I assumed that the term "learnt"

Well in that case, there are a few...

1)Judo (So far just started)

2)Fencing

3)Karate

4)Taekwondo

5)Kendo, and

6)Some Military/Secret Service Martial Art 

To be honest with you bronies, I rather pick male everytime there is a gender to choose from.

They look better in swords, armor, cloaks and more!

And besides, don't they look stunning and man-ly?

Even though I'm a female, I like using the opposite gender because in my opinion, male gender makes much more sense in adventure and horror games such as Dead Space 1, 2 and 3. 

Sup' man!

Welcome to one of the greatest (or only) Pony-related Forum you ever seen with your very pony eyes!

It's awsome err... I mean great to see a guy trying to make the world smile like Pinkie does! (Don't get me started on Pinkie)

Anyway, I hope that you will have a good time here! 

Bananas.Definitely Bananas

The taste was just like too rotten for me too eat and the smell also knocked off my own wings...So much so until my wing won't even budge!

That same goes to the Durians!

I dunno...Probably 8 to Sky Chaser...

The Soggy is quite clear but actually I was expecting for it to be 20% more clear...

Other than that...It is good!

Mine is probably terrible...

Ho ya doin', brony? Great? I hope so...

Welcome to the Forums!

So...Your Favourite pony is Fluttershy, huh?

its great to see that people are taking interest and sharing their opinion in the Forums...

I hope that you would enjoy this place better and have a good summer!

Make good use of your Summer...

Remember...Summer does not last forever!

Hey there!

Welcome to the forums, Seldon...

According to your introduction of yourself, you are an Italian, yes?

It is kinda rare meeting an Italian brony here...Even though you considered yourself not a brony...

Let's see the definition of a brony... *quickly flies to one of the nearest library and took out a dictionary forom one of the shelves*

Brony : it is name given to men who watches MLP:FiM

There you go... You are considered a brony...

Anyway...I hoped that you would enjoy your stay here in the best Pony-related forums!

Hey there!

You seemed to be new here! Welcome to the forums!

How was your day today ? Allow me introduce myself...My name is The Blue Dasher and it is quite a pleasure having you here!

Other than that... I hope that you would enjoy your time here in the Forums!

Sup'? Is everything 20% cooler for you? I'm sure hope it is! *Brohoof*

I know its just too early for a brohoof right now...

But...I not trying to scare you or anything...

Well, thats all I kinda got for you now...Probably because I needed time to think..But meh...Waiting are for nerds!

Anyway...

I hope that we could be *ahem* splendid friends (Please note that Rarity is taking over the rest of the entire message) and get to come over to each other's houses for a refreshing cup of tea! Yes?

Well...Thats all the time I have now...Do not forget to add 'us' (Argued over here with Rarity )

After all , Friendship IS Magic , right?

-The Blue Dasher and The White Gorgeous

P.S. My friend messed everything up.Sorry if there is any offence being carried on on this post.My friend is really a bad writer.Ill be argue-ing with her shortly.

Sup' brony!

My name is The Blue Dasher and just realised that you're speaking my lauguage!

Anyway, we all know that most of us here in the best pony forum out there is sort of waiting anxiously too.

Let's not get carried away...I sorta hope that you would enjoy here in Ponyville/MLP Forums

Sup' and welcome to the greatest mlp forums you would have probably seen in your whole

entire pony/filly lives!Isn't that right, bronies/pegasisters? *Random screaming and clap from the middle of nowhere*

They've said it!Now...Its time... *Drumroll*

"I now declare you part of our brony/pegasister community"

Coolest intro ever, huh?Oh wait... Pinkie...fire the fireworks!

*Fireworks flies and explodes with beautiful colour in midair*

Now its the Coolest!Hope that you enjoyed the show and also hope that we would be friends...Friendship is Magic, right?

-The Blue Dasher

Sup' ? How ya doin'? *Brohoof*

Must've been great huh?

Anyway...I've talked to Tonnes of weird girls in my school...So yeah...Talking to a weird people are pretty ok for me!

Maybe we can talk about it at Cloudsdale perhaps?Meh.Might also consider most of us weird because I dont get the part that men or "boys" liked this show very much...Maybe I'll learn it on the way...To Awsomeness!

So...Yeah...I'f your'e lucky, you might find Cloudsdale right above your head.Do you see me waving my hoof frantically at you?No?

Meh.I hope that we could be friends, even though that you're weird!Enjoy your stay here at Ponyville!

Hmm... Lets see what throws them off...

1-Often wear too much of manly aerosol body sprays(Even though I'm a girl)

2-Wearing bright and rainbow-ish clothes which usually does not make sense(I hope Rarity wasn't here reading this!)

3-Running all around the house noisily

Hmm... Lets see what throws them off...

1-Often wear too much of manly aerosol body sprays(Even though I'm a girl)

2-Wearing bright and rainbow-ish clothes which usually does not make sense(I hope Rarity wasn't here reading this!)

3-Running all around the classroom noisily(I know what you're thinkin' boys! Knock it off with all those unpleasant comments!)

4-For being WAY to stubborn and a show-off!

5-For being too interested in running ? Wait, does that count?

So yeah...Those are the top 5 things that causes my friends to be thrown off! I hope that my flaws does not affect my relationship with friends here in Ponyville!

Sup guys? I was thinking...I was actually planning to buy myself a shoe...But not any normal type of shoes...But a RUNNING shoe and I needed Bronies and Pegasisters to help me...To suggest or recommend on which is the Best Running Shoe Brand...Share and please post your recommendation down below

-The Blue Dasher

Sup? Everything fine?Of course not! I know that living your life as a student is kinda tough...

Actually, it reminds me of something...Everytime when I am stressed out like...In this case, your scenario! I always run around my house, my backyard, and even sometime, all the way as the eye can see! (*WARNING* This tip might not be great for you as exercising and jogging/running might instead increase your stress.You have been warned)

Anyway, I hope that you would enjoy your stay here in Ponyville!

Damn...Its really sad and shameful for a loyal Chivalry Knight to be kinda locked out from your Kingdom...I hope that the Kingdom of yours are free from evil's control soon...

Anyway, I hoped that you are not lost here in Ponyville!But if you are in a state of an emergency, be it questions, or you're bored, feel free to come to Cloudsdale...As long as you can fly up here!

Sup! Welcome to the Forums !

I really have to say that you are one of the very first musician that I had ever seen here in the Forums.

I hoped that you would feel comfortable with us around. *Brohoof*

Sup' bro!

Havin, a good time?I hope so!

So you're from Philadelphia? Was it 20% cooler than my country?I hope so!

Sounds and look 20% cooler if the country's name was Fillydelphia(No offence)

Anyway, Good Luck on your community college and do have a good time here!

Damn, that sure was a sad story for me to here though.

I felt sorry for you

Anyway, welcome to the Forums tho'

I hope that you would enjoy your stay here! (Cheer up, stay positive and stay awesome!)

Sup' Bro?

So you're new around here huh?

I'm sure you're gonna like it here though!

Well, see you around and hope that you enjoy our company n' warmth here!

Sup' Guys!My Name is The Blue Dasher.

Any pony curious how did I get my awesome name?

Well, yesterday, I was at home watching some race at my friend's, one of them which one of them was Purple Rune (which I somehow forgot which was about cars), then, at one point, I saw this blue car, which is 20% cooler than the rest.Then I thought of the he at a blink off an eye.

Well, I hope that I am able to find new and interesting friends here!