Dark Horn

Er, interesting thoughts. But none of the Mane 6, besides Pinkie Pie, I believe, have ever swam.

But I know she's not aquaphobic, because, in the episode where Zecora was introduced, the Mane 6 took a great big bath.

Well, welcome to the forums! I sincerely hope you have some fun here! You've already received some pretty great tips; I'm too lazy I don't have anything to add to it.

Princess Luna. Look no further than my avi for total and utter adorability. But Twilight is pretty cute too, when she's paranoid. We're looking at you, Lesson Zero.

"Vengeful Celestia, you're in trouble!" says Impetus, flashing a fairly perfect smile. "I'm not quite sure I appreciate the nickname, but, oh well. I'll let you know when I come up with some corny and mean name for you. Ah, well." Impetus twirls a lance around, assuming a semi-gallant pose with a gleaming weapon in one hoof and a toothbrush stuck in his mouth by the other, as he vengefully brushes his teeth.

Well, welcome back to the forums! It's nice having you here, and I sure hope you enjoy yourself!

Impetus finishes his breakfast in a matter of seconds. "Mmm... now what are we doing about that siren-thingy, captain? He goes to fetch his lances, strapping them to his back. "I'm just about ready. Vengeful Celestia, if I sharpen my lances anymore, they'll be so pointy they'll probably cut straight through the time-space fabric! Ha!"

She's sort of over-friendly, considering how she's been acting over the last two days, Impetus thinks, glancing at Fireblaze.

((Good night! Suppose you're on the other side of the world from me, it's just about noon where I am.))

"Why am I here?" says Snow Shine, giggling with a hint of innuendo mixed in. "Why am I here? Oh, I'm not quite sure. I was mid-way through showing down some loudmouth unicorn in a magic duel, and she didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell." Snow laughs obscenely. "Next thing I know, ouch!" The perverted pony's amused expression briefly flickers to that of pain, as she attempts to feel her horn, but is stopped by her shackles. Snow growls, unable to touch her horn as agony lances through it. "Someone get these off of me..." she whines to a nearby guard. "...they hurt. I promise I won't touch anypony." she says, whimpering.

((Yes, something happened to my video card. I'm gonna need repairs pretty soon.))

Impetus cheerily, brushing off his uncomfortable thoughts, grabs a strip of bacon and munches a bit off. "Horrible! I hate - Ah-ha-ha, the look on your face! Just kidding, these things are great." he says through chewing.

Er, uh, welcome to the herd! Some random assorted people besides me are happy to see you. Nice meeting you! Heh, heh.

Impetus grins, whatever Royal Guard grumpiness (and clumsiness) he had seeming to have rubbed off during the night. "I'm with you there, ma'am!" He looks enviously at the cupcake. Even a stick of hay would suffice, if it were given to ME as a token of friendship from HER.

OOC: More random computer help: is Luna's horn red on my avatar?

Ah-ha! Welcome to the community, lots of fun things to do here.

My personal favorite pony is Luna, because she is totally epic and really cute reminds me of myself: in the shadow of others, and often misunderstood.

Hooray, a new roleplayer! If you want to join an RP, there's a spot in What Lurks in the Woods left.

Make sure to read the Advanced RP rules, but the application topic is here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/65451-what-lurks-in-the-woods/?p=1613885

Anyhow, here's how I feel about a new brony in the herd. Sorry, couldn't resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvN-Z6EJgLU

Snow Shine awoke with a start, seeing the angry-looking guard standing over her. She felt numb as he pulled her roughly to her feet. Pain pulsed through her horn suddenly, and she cried out, looking around, gasping. Her cell was a wreck, and four or five gruff guard ponies, all armed to the teeth were cleaning up the mess. "More bad dreams?" snickered one of them, and she looked around at the mess she'd accidentally created in her sleep, a thick layer of rime clinging to everything, icicles hanging precariously from the ceiling. Snow grudgingly allowed the guard ponies to drag her, with swords pressed up against her throat, to the reformation room.

Biting back tears at the emotional turmoil that came to her after using magic, she glanced around at the other three shackled ponies in the room.

Impetus, his eyes still closed, but already wide awake, smiles. Heh. Mares can't resist me. The Royal Guard rolls out of bed and his tent, leaping to his feet, already grinning. The first line of This Day Aria plays over and over in his head.

This day is going to be perfect...

Alright. Sad to see so many people go va-moosh. Anyhow, accepted, Antidermis. You can go ahead and make your first post.

Also, Anti, it's nice to see a fellow BIONICLE fan.

"Hooray for bangs." yawns Impetus, stretching. "So... are all the romances and intrigues and tensions and eavesdropping done? Good. Maybe I can catch a couple quite-elusive-around-here-Zs before it all starts again tomorrow." Impetus yawns again, before falling into a dreamless sleep. I suppose Luna was so busy with everypony else that she forgot about me. Heh. Impetus-1, Nightmare Moon, 0.

Impetus sleeps quietly. For some reason, he sees the repeated image of Discord jumproping with Twilight Sparkle on a tower in Canterlot, alternating between singing What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me and Putting up the Barn.

The pegasus awakes with a start. "Gee whiz, there's some things you can't unsee."

He looks at Cinder and Silver, rolling his eyes and chuckling before settling back into a peaceful dream of Pinkie Pie in a staring contest with a menacing-looking carrot. Impetus is pretty sure the carrot is winning.

Impetus, seeing that everyone's alive and well, looks squarely at Lyona. "So fearless leader. What are we doing now? Are we still going after that pointless siren thing, or are we going for another swim? Cause that was fun. The last time I did something fun was... well, I might need a blackboard to figure that one out."

Impetus puts on his most pitiful Royal Guard look, and then a grin wider than the river.

((@ the picture: It's... it's beautiful! ))

"Okay, Fire's here... now we can hear more oh-so-terrifying stories about zombie fog. Come on my little ponies!" says Discord Impetus, shaking off his mane until it looks something like Pinkie Pie's. "So... what now?"

Impetus backs away from the river, making a personal vow never to drink while nearby an even remotely large body of water again.

((We don't need to stinkin' sirens to kill us! Impetus can dunk everyone in the river, and Silver's singing can finish us off.))

"Without him falling in the river? Hmm, tricky. He is sort of a klutz. But it's just a few yards away. Come on, Silver-boy. Try not to-"

From the fog, there's a splash and the sputtering of Impetus. "Hay, this is getting old..."

Nevertheless, Impetus somehow navigates his way back to the clearing though he ends up looking something like Future Twilight without a scratch.

((Weird question, but does my avi look kind of blurry with blue dots all over it? I'd be curious as to whether it's my computer or the picture itself.))

"Yeah... me too. Somepony really needs to dam that river. I'm gonna have a talk with Fluttershy and her army of beavers when we get back to Ponyville... oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I was talking about the three damsels in distress we need to go and rescue. Wait, did you just call me Ineptus...?"

Impetus assumes a Rarity voice. "Oh, it is ON!"

_{((Cinder, love the avatar animation!))}

_{Impetus chuckles. "Yeah... not doing that again." Almost tripping and falling in again, the pegasus looks around. "So, we have Cinder, Silver, and me... Minty, Lyona and Fire are probably out there, lost in the fog! Doomed to traverse the Everfree in this horrible fog FOREVER! We have to save them! Who's with me?!" Impetus falls into a coughing fit.}

_{"Ah, I think I'm catching a cold from all that time in the river."}

((I reread my own post, imagining Impetus with Discord's voice, and I almost fell out of my chair. ))

Impetus grins. "Heh. Maybe you and I will get along a bit better." After taking a quick drink, he walks to where the creek was again, just a few paces away from the tent. "Anyhow," he says, taking another drink.

No one gets to hear what Impetus is about to say next, because he falls in the river again.

"Oh, THERE you are! Come on, get over here! You're in no state to wander off just because you feel like it! Hey, what's that you got? A letter? Probably an invitation to a birthday party everyone but me was invited to. Yeah, that seems likely." Impetus moves closer to Silver, his voice softening slightly. "Seriously, where'd you go? Everypony else but me I've been looking all over for you!"

((No, I doubt it, Thunder Knight. But it's possible.))

"Go ahead." he grumbles. "By all means. Don't let me stop you... whoever it is you are." Spike goes back to his bed, as an afterthought, picking up a thick book and skimming through it.

Princess Celestia almost completely ignores what Quick Shot is saying, though it's clear that she heard him. "What are you doing here, servant of Tharazul?" she says, addressing the pegasus leader.

"We mean you no harm... Chrysalis." says the leader warily. In the time it takes for the name to sink in, Celestia's features ripple and then change to the decrepit, sinisterly beautiful form of Chrysalis, the Queen of Changelings. She casually bends her head towards the leader, and a beam of dark magic lances out from her horn, consuming the pegasus. When the dust clears, there's a small, angry-looking fly fluttering around helplessly. Chrysalis bats it away with a hoof, as she starts to take off, yet with her weak wings, she's only made it a few feet off the ground. The Royal Guard and Blueblood stand there with their jaws agape, not quite sure what to do.

"Looks like someone's learned a new trick." mutters Snow under her breath. "What I would give to know how she did that... I do wonder, though. Where's the real Celestia...?"