Untitled Goose Q

Sure

I've stolen snoots for less, @Sparklefan1234 *boops*

*boops* for @Deerie and @Bas too

Dunno what you expect to find in there, it's empty. Try the freezer. 

Sure, I'm flexible

Quite

Yes.Yes I do.

TPAM isn't me

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Correct! 

TPAM has had an extended break from the forum

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32 currently on PC, 7 on mobile. Both numbers are low for me- I had a tab clear out the other day

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Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunard 

Banned because I'm sure she could help me sleep if she chose

Just now, Nsxile said:

Banned because I know what to call it... I'm just... Very tired atm and not thinking straight...  Good night 

Banned for being tired. Three days no sleep and I'm not tired at azzzzzzzzz

1 minute ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because that wasn't worthy of a lol 

Banned because neither are you, but you get one anyway

Banned because lol

Banned because you've found out the secret reason for my long absence 

Just now, Mirage said:

Banned because...7 freaking pages!

Banned because that was last decade

1 minute ago, Mirage said:

Banned for being more than confusing with your display names!

Banned because I've only changed it once all decade

Banned because what is sleep?

Baby don't wake me
Don't wake me
No more

I've only ever known microwaves to go clockwise, myself. Interesting that some go counter-clockwise!
 

7 hours ago, Sunlight Glisten said:

I avoid microwaves. Toaster oven or bust. 

I use both. Sometimes the microwave is more efficient, and I don't have a functional main oven

Banned for making my Harlem ache whilst riding a Harlem Drake that refuses to Harlem Brake in a Harlem Lake whilst eating a Harlem Steak, some Harlem Hake, and drinking some Harlem Sake.

Banned for not kneading the dough. You don't use your knee

EDIT: Swordsage'd!

Banned because I couldn't be a Harlem Quake, I can only be a Harlem Bake