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Rainbow Eclipse

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  1. Scootaloo sees a wishing well. She throws a Bit in, and makes her wish. Soon after, Diamond Tiara promptly shoves her out the way, but leans too far over the well, and ends up falling up in. Having witnessed the whole incident, Scootaloo remarks, "Whoa, it really works!"

  2. Worried about Pinkie Pie's ridiculously low attention span, Twilight sits her down at an arcade cabinet, and tells Pinkie, "I want you to do nothing but play 'Super Ponio Brothers' for the next hour."

    An hour passes, and Twilight returns, surprised to see Pinkie still playing. "Wow, Pinkie, you managed to focus on that for a whole hour! What level have you reached?" Twilight asks. Pinkie replies, "One."

  3. Pinkie Pie is driving the Friendship Express, but then a police officer comes along, and asks, "Excuse me ma'am, but why were you doing 60mph in the 30mph zone?". Pinkie replies, "The signs said 60, not 30." The officer responds, "Oh, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the route you're on!" Blushing, Pinkie says, "Silly me! I'll pay more attention next time." The officer looks inside the carriage to see the passengers shaking, and as white as ghosts. "What's up with with everypony?" asks the officer. Pinkie answers, "Oh... we just got off Route 250..."

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  4. Yo mama's so fat, Pinkie Pie had a party inside her.

    Yo mama's so fat, her cutie mark is a porkchop.

    Yo mama's so fat, the sign at The Grand Galloping Gala reads: 'Maximum occupancy: 3000 ponies, or yo mama'.

    Yo mama's so fat, Celestia banishes ponies to yo mama's asshole.

    Yo mama's so fat, Foal Mountain tried to climb her.

    Yo mama's so fat, on Winter Wrap Up, most of the day is moving yo mama so that everywhere can be finished.

    Yo mama's so fat, it takes two Changelings to transform into her.

    Yo mama's so ugly, not even Fluttershy would befriend her.

     

    Yo mama's so ugly, she turned a cockatrice to stone.

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