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DubWolf

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  1. Yup. Definitely my optimism.

    I had a lot working out for me after high school. Great college, great career, and a mostly positive self-concept feeling like I could do anything.

    And I could and I have, but without the right opportunity ever being there, I'm afraid all of that is just meaningless when it comes to having a fulfilling life. I'm no stranger to things taking incredibly longer than they need to to the point that it feels patronizing when I do get there, like being the last person to be chosen for a team.

    I don't have an eternity, ya know? I won't go on as this isn't a vent thread :sealed: .

     

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  2. If there was a record for "most ghosted person", my name would probably be up there :sealed:. I try my best not to be a hypocrit, but I can't not validate my emotions either, ya know?

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  3. On 2024-04-30 at 6:50 AM, Lawyer Slip said:

    :blink: "We gotta hurry! We have to return all this money!

    :unsure: "Uh . . . Boss, you ok?"

    :blink: "No! I have to return all this money before the government finds out!"

    :confused: "Couldn't you just, not return it?"

    :laugh: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    :) "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman."

    :blink: "But the IRS?!"

    :okiedokieloki: "No thank you."

    Hope he checked to see if all the money was real or not :orly: .

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  4. Yeah if I have to pull the (metaphorical) **ing trigger on this socially awkward a-hat, heck yeah I will if he acts like one again.

     

    Stay in your lane, I'll do what I think is best. I won't take any feedback short of genuine as opposed to trying to start crap. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

  5. This one's a bit longer, and I say it with sincerety :please: .

    Pope is in his popemobile, going to a cathedral. The driver is getting tired. "Sir, could you take the wheel for a bit? I need to rest."

    "Sure thing!"

    So now the pope is driving.

    He arrives at the gate and one of the church officials says to another, "sir we better not keep them waiting long".

    "Why's that? Who's here?"

    "Well, it's probably God, because the pope is driving!"

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