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Me at 3 years old: "Awesome! A giant bath tub!" *jumps in and can't swim*

I've also accidentally left a fork/aluminum foil in a microwave. I started freaking out a bit (without thinking about turning it off).

I also decided it was a good idea to play loud and obnoxiously in the band room while people were trying to practice.... *sigh

 

 

 

The problem with Molestia is that it is literally making fun of rape and sexual assault. That is pretty bucking insulting to survivors and it just shows how far rape culture goes when you can just write it off as a joke. So if that is how you want to dismiss the molestia blog, please, please take the time to read this. It was actually written in response to a comic on Penny Arcade, but I feel it fits in rather well with my thoughts on Molestia, and rape jokes in general.

 

Now I don't think the blog should be taken down. I think JJ should make a post apologising for offending people with rape jokes, and promise to stop with them. I don't care if it remains NSFW or anything, but in all honesty if you treat rape as a joke, you're a massive tool.

 

You actually opened my eyes by letting me think about the perspective of those who have been ahem, "molested" in the past.

By the way you are describing it, it is like making a 9/11 joke: although there doesn't appear to be anything harmful in a joke, it still has a sort of dark background and terrible story behind it.

Despite of that, here will always be plenty of things that will upset people who have had a traumatic experience before. Taking down a blog may not be worth it: just simply don't look up "molestia" and avoid it if it appears.

I used to like ketchup on my scrambled eggs, but I've sort of done away with that. Although I don't do this very often, I do like to eat vanilla ice cream with french fries. Can't say anything else. Try it!

Zwei.

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But I want to eat. I could really go for some cake right about now, in fact.

Hyper Tumble! You are now a butterfly!...but I still must bear the burden of not being fed .

Welcome to the club Connor! We do hope your visits at the forum will allow you to make friends as you wish, while at the same time discuss all that is My Little Pony with your fellow bronies. Don't feed the parasprites!

Well I thought it would be cool to have a pegasus as an OC since flying's awesome and all that. My OC would be a wonderbolt and a comet/shooting star seems to match that idea. Originally his mane was a bright orange color and his coat was a dark blue, but I changed it to black and yellow (haaaaaaaaahaaa) and tried to make his coat as close to periwinkle since it's a fine color to set one's eyes upon.

Here's a pic:

EDIT: I removed the wonderbolt one since I didn't feel like shrinking the two images so that they would fit.

Link: http://tinypic.com/r/30ubtsj/5

Stardust as a real background pony? I hope he'd be a wonderbolt since he looks a bit too wacky to be a normal pegasus  . I would definitely feel special and useful to have my creation on a show like My Little Pony, but I probably wouldn't profit from it unless it really helped them out (I'd let them keep the idea regardless of pay though) ...but I doubt it since he's a background pony, so I'd leave it at that.

Hands! That's why!

I'm sure people really liked her design and as I like to say (as of now), she's one of the mane background six, like Octavia and Derpy. Her cutie mark is a lyre so people could take interest in her in the art of music, which is a big thing in the bronydom, much like Vinyl's bass-dropping is quite popular on YouTube.

The fact she sat like a human in one of the episodes assumed she was into anthropology since no other pony sits that way, sort of how Derpy's line "muffin" made bronies assume it defined her characteristics, which is cool and do-able. Who says we can't assume things about a background pony?

In my opinion, Molestia isn't as bad as Family Guy's crude humor, and I like Family Guy. It's not like you see the characters having sex or anything that severe. I would say that askmolestia is mildly funny and crude, but I wouldn't want anyone too young to follow it of course since there's a big of suggestive content on the blog.

Assuming they are strong enough to lift me up, I'd test how fast and high I can fly, going around places I'd never be able to reach (top of the house,..... high places!).

I would hope that they are detachable so I don't become a target for the media and science @_@

Do I get to grow wings? Because then my name can be wingin' wolf! (badum, tss).

There are two possible scenarios if I go to Ponyville:

1.) I am the new Zecora

2.) Walk into town with all my stuff like I'm a normal pony..er wolf, and just get to know everypony. Nobody was afraid of Iron Will when he came to Ponyville, and he wasn't a pony.

I recently watched this episode again for old times sake. For some reason I like it when Pinkie Pie says "the trombone! You know? Bbbbdbbbb!" If she would only tell her friends about how music soothes the beast(s) before she would blabber about what instrument she needed.

I think I inherited Pinkie's point of view of parasprites after watching the episode, not to mention they ate Lyra's cake!

I wanted to say Sweet Apple Massacre for how intense the storyline can be at times, but alas it is a bit of a clopfic. Other than that I'd say Cupcakes is also a bit difficult to read considering Rainbow Dash is being mercilessly tortured and eventually killed by Pinkamena .

Cheerilee's Garden is also pretty gory, but I'll let you read it if you haven't. 

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This topic isn't getting as much attention as it would be considering there are always so many members active, but its worth a shot.

I am NOT a newbie !....no wait, yes I am!

1.) Meet new friends

2.) Fly through clouds and stuff

3.) Gummy!

4.) Make stuff

5.) Give people stuff

6.) Night Owl

Final: Rainbow dash

There are limits. Some will be more tolerant than others, but that should not get in the way of defining what is the truth. I typically hate it when anti-bronies use this against us: "if you love and tolerate everything, then does that mean you love and tolerate Hitler"?, or simply anything that involves us writing back to them in a hate way (which I avoid very well).

Love and tolerance in my definition means that we are open to ideas and will gladly accept them, but not if it is harming others or their beliefs. At that point, we must step in.

I definitely like giving hugs whenever possible, but not excessively. If I had a girl friend, I would probably hug her all the time, sealed with a kiss .

That may be true that there are already two similar emotes to my emotes, but if that were so, why not delete one of the examples provided since we don't need more than one emote per emotion? It's not everyday new emotes are presented, or we'd have 10 pages of emotes by now o.0!

The emotes I provided aren't just for the sake of expressing an emotion, but they represent something commonly seen (not so much okie dokie lokie) on the show. Anyways, although fluttershy's emote is similar to the ones given, nothing is comparable to her squee!

Edit: there are emotes here that I never use or know what they mean. I'm sure with all the cool stuff here on the forum, there will plenty to squee about to use the emote :F

Hahah thanks! I found a few images and then pasted the face on a filled-in circle. I think there's plenty of room left for more emoticons.

With a fourth kind of pony, all the four elements would manage to be represented by a pony species: Earth as the earth ponies; wind as the pegasi; water as the sea ponies; and fire as the unicorns!

Did you say unicorns don't represent the element of fire?

I'm all for this idea, although wouldn't that mean the alicorns would be missing one element as they already possess the traits of the pegasi, unicorns, and earth ponies? That would basically almost make them like the avatar lol.

Time to grow gills your Highnesses!

Hahah, "Sunset Shimmer was more attractive as a demon", and hot...literally.

There is a gap of knowledge as to how Pinkie Pie perfectly stated her theory about why Twilight was in the humniverse (hahah) and how the pony Pinkie Pie also knew the same about Twilight's crush (besides the fact that this was to rush the plot). Maybe when she is asleep, her dreams actually take place in the poniverse while she is awake as a pony.. but that would be awkward since she'd only be awake for eight hours in the pony world...bah, I tried lol.

There is no telling who would win since they're basically the same person with different personalities and perspective. It all depends who has the stronger will and is closest to the AK47 conveniently placed for your entertainment.