Hello, everypony everyone. I seem to have descended into complete hysteria after the sudden yet strangely cathartic loss of my heart. I don't mean that in the metaphorical sense - my heart actually exploded after I came across bizarre depictions of these strange technicolor equine lifeforms on my monitor screen. Their lethal levels of neotenic charm triggered a violent eruption in my amygdala, sending out a rapid surge through my body whilst it incessantly repeated DAAAWWWW while I, in a helpless state, could only moan out a long HNNNNNNGGGGG.
That's how my heart exploded. True story. But I got a new one (it's purple!), so no biggie.
Here's a crude picture I sketched describing that experience. (All credit goes to my hand - don't sue me, mister hand)
Anyways, after losing my heart (and mind), I decided to join the poniverse because evidently I enjoy horsing around.
Some facts about me; I like sundaes dipped in hot sauce, dinosaur ninjas and the letter W. My favorite food is Calculus. I have no friends on the internet because I am very shy. My favorite pony is whoever's sitting on my lap and telling me to shut up...
I hope to have a good time here! (And hopefully not drive others insane with my silliness.)