Derpaholic

Schweet. As I said before, I'll be posting every day or every other day.

I've started an art thread and a sketch thread before, but since they're both under my previous username, I figured I'd just go ahead and create this third and final one. In this thread, I'll post most of my stuff, excluding erotic pony material with the crappy forum rules being what they are. I'm going to include some of my non-pony work, but most of it is going to be pastel equines, so I can't be bothered to create two separate threads just for that purpose. This includes pencil sketches, drawings, digital and traditional paintings, sculptures and much more. I will also be offering criticism and feedback to anyone who's interested. If you'd like my opinion on an art piece of yours, send me a personal message, and I'll get right to the bottom of it! Now, without any further ado - which I believe is old English for "without any more bullshit" - here's some art! I'll be posting new material on this thread every day or every other day, mostly to keep myself occupied, as I have been slacking off with my art as of late. Small, one-minute sketch I made just now. I do so love gel pens. They're the best possible tool for speedsketching in my humble opinion

A good thing to remember here is the fact that teens rarely have a conception of what love actually is. Most of the teen relationships out there are based on puppy dog crushes, and that's why they self-destruct so quickly. It's the way we discover what love is, how to love, and what it means to be in love with another person.

I don't see the problem here. If focusing on your love life is what makes you happy, then focus on your love life you should.

I'm a life-long Star Wars hyperfan with a ridiculously encyclopedic knowledge of the universe, and as such, I'm always eager to find other people who share my enthusiasm with the greatest fantasy franchise in history. (And yes, I do classify Star Wars as fantasy, NOT science fiction.) I was having a conversation last night with a dear friend of mine about this very subject, and the topic of favourite characters came up. Here is a list of my four personal favourites, in ascending order: 1. Meetra Surik, aka. The Jedi Exile. Meetra was a Jedi Knight who served the Republic as a general in the Mandalorian Wars under the Jedi heroes Revan and Malak, around 4000 years before the events depicted in the film saga. She was later exiled from the Jedi Order for knowingly disobeying the orders of the Jedi High Council, and participating in the Mandalorian conflict. Later, Meetra would be single-handedly responsible for bringing the Old Sith Wars to the end by killing the Darths Nihilus, Sion, and Traya, but, unfortunately, never got the recognition she deserved. 2. Zayne Carrick. Zayne Carrick was a Jedi Padawan during the aforementioned Mandalorian Wars who was falsely accused of murdering his fellow Jedi Initiates in-training, and then forced on the run on an epic journey to clear his name, and to bring the real culprits to justice. He would later leave the Jedi Order behind and form a shady criminal organization with a small-time con artist, known as Marn Hierogryph. 3. Luke Skywalker. Luke Skywalker was the son of the famed Jedi hero, Anakin Skywalker, and the older of the Skywalker twins. He was arguably the most powerful Force user in the Galaxy's history, and served in many other conflicts following the Galactic Civil War, including, but not limited to the Second Imperium Crisis, the Yuuzhan Vong War, and the Second Galactic Civil War. He would later rebuild the ruined Jedi Order from ground up, and ascend to the rank of the Jedi Grand Master, a prestigious title once held by Yoda himself. 4. Darth Caedus, aka. Jacen Solo. Jacen Solo was the son of Leia Organa Solo and Han solo, as well as a brother to his twin sister, Jaina. He was a talented and leading Jedi Knight who grew up in the tumultuous time following the war between the Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire. He was trained at the Jedi Praxeum on Yavin 4, and, at his prime, could even hold on his own against his uncle, Luke Skywalker. Jacen would later turn to the Dark Side of the Force and adopt the identity of Darth Caedus after becoming convinced that the Galaxy needed to be forced into an everlasting peace with an iron fist, eerily echoing the sentiments of his grandfather, Anakin Skywalker. Caedus would meet his end at the hands of his sister, Jaina, during the final battle of the Second Galactic Civil War. So that's my list. Who are some of your personal favourites?

What is this obsession that people have with doomsday and the apocalypse? Is it the Fallout games? Maybe all of those shitty zombie movies and television shows? Whatever the case, I'd rather not live in a post-apocalyptic world at all, thank you very much. I'm content with how things are right now.

I can't come more than nine times a day. Trust me, I've tried.

Nirvana is one of my favourite bands, and Teen Spirit is a great, basic rock song that will surely go down in history as a classic tune. This parody is almost as great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dKePq2XxWs Not a particularly big fan of rap music, but Eminem (and a select few old school rappers) have a certain appeal to them, so I guess it logically follows that I enjoy this parody, too. Besides, Weird Al can do no wrong.

Well, my current, shitty living situation is finally taking a turn for the better. To the uninitiated: I've been homeless for the past four months, and have been living in a crisis dormitory that provides emergency housing in cases such as mine. I lost my apartment because of extensive water damage, but fortunately, I happen to live in a country that is essentially a socialistic paradise, and has a system in place which sees to it that nobody's left hanging, and that everyone is taken care of equally on the basic level, and I should be getting out of here and into a new apartment in september. If I were living in the United States, for example, and were in this situation, I'd be on the streets or a homeless shelter. I'm happy that's not the case.

Watched this one again. Extremely inspirational film, and a must-see for anyone going into creative medium, especially music.

I often think about Derpy while in shower, which leads me to do certain... things. Other than that, I also enjoy singing in shower, so I guess song lyrics are another thing frequently on my mind.

-Video games are a huge waste of time. -All electronica pretty much sounds the same to me. -I like country music, and by country music, I mean ACTUAL country music, not the shit you hear on radio today. -Rock music is dead in the mainstream. -I like opera. -I enjoy ballet. -I despise the Derpy/Time Turner ship. -I despise any ship that pairs Derpy with a stallion. (For reasons that are in no way, shape, or form rooted in jealousy. No sir!) -I advocate anarchism.

Her. Starting up a new music project with a fellow MLP fan from America, and I figured I'd celebrate by getting a new guitar.