Derpaholic

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  1. I get a lot of shit on a weekly basis for having long hair. I'm a guy, and because of some absurd reason or another, this is socially unacceptable and automatically makes you some sort of a pussy, not-a-real-man, a tree-hugging hippie, or gay. (I'm definitely a pussy and a tree-hugging hippie myself, but that's beside the point.) This thread is all about smashing these illogical and absurd claims and generalizations. Here, the long-maned members of the MLPforums can share caring and styling tips, and just talk about- and appreciate long hair in general. Hope to find others who share my enthusiasm and take pride in their hair as well.
  2. I'm a life-long Star Wars hyperfan with a ridiculously encyclopedic knowledge of the universe, and as such, I'm always eager to find other people who share my enthusiasm with the greatest fantasy franchise in history. (And yes, I do classify Star Wars as fantasy, NOT science fiction.) I was having a conversation last night with a dear friend of mine about this very subject, and the topic of favourite characters came up. Here is a list of my four personal favourites, in ascending order: 1. Meetra Surik, aka. The Jedi Exile. Meetra was a Jedi Knight who served the Republic as a general in the Mandalorian Wars under the Jedi heroes Revan and Malak, around 4000 years before the events depicted in the film saga. She was later exiled from the Jedi Order for knowingly disobeying the orders of the Jedi High Council, and participating in the Mandalorian conflict. Later, Meetra would be single-handedly responsible for bringing the Old Sith Wars to the end by killing the Darths Nihilus, Sion, and Traya, but, unfortunately, never got the recognition she deserved. 2. Zayne Carrick. Zayne Carrick was a Jedi Padawan during the aforementioned Mandalorian Wars who was falsely accused of murdering his fellow Jedi Initiates in-training, and then forced on the run on an epic journey to clear his name, and to bring the real culprits to justice. He would later leave the Jedi Order behind and form a shady criminal organization with a small-time con artist, known as Marn Hierogryph. 3. Luke Skywalker. Luke Skywalker was the son of the famed Jedi hero, Anakin Skywalker, and the older of the Skywalker twins. He was arguably the most powerful Force user in the Galaxy's history, and served in many other conflicts following the Galactic Civil War, including, but not limited to the Second Imperium Crisis, the Yuuzhan Vong War, and the Second Galactic Civil War. He would later rebuild the ruined Jedi Order from ground up, and ascend to the rank of the Jedi Grand Master, a prestigious title once held by Yoda himself. 4. Darth Caedus, aka. Jacen Solo. Jacen Solo was the son of Leia Organa Solo and Han solo, as well as a brother to his twin sister, Jaina. He was a talented and leading Jedi Knight who grew up in the tumultuous time following the war between the Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire. He was trained at the Jedi Praxeum on Yavin 4, and, at his prime, could even hold on his own against his uncle, Luke Skywalker. Jacen would later turn to the Dark Side of the Force and adopt the identity of Darth Caedus after becoming convinced that the Galaxy needed to be forced into an everlasting peace with an iron fist, eerily echoing the sentiments of his grandfather, Anakin Skywalker. Caedus would meet his end at the hands of his sister, Jaina, during the final battle of the Second Galactic Civil War. So that's my list. Who are some of your personal favourites?
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    The Positivity Thread

    Greetings, good people of MLPF, and welcome to the wonderfully upbeat positivity thread! Here, we focus on the positive, and positive only. Share all the good things currently happening in your life, things you love about yourself, things you love about the world, et cetera and so forth. Anything goes here as long as it's happy and cheerful. Help boost your own self-esteem, as well as the self-esteem of others, help out your fellow man, try not to cause any trouble, and happy posting!
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    DerpyDash fanclub

    Awwwwwww! DerpyDash, RainbowDerp, DashieDoo... whatever you wanna call it, there's no denying that these two are adorable as fuck together. Ever since The Last Roundup, people have been wondering about the relationship between Derpy and Rainbow Dash, and while it is most certainly not romantic in nature canonically, it's still my favourite ship of all time, and that's saying a lot, because I actually highly dislike shipping Derpy with other ponies. A dislike that in no way, shape, or form stems from any kind of personal, jealousy-related issues. No sir! Anyways, we're no strangers to clubs, you know the rules, and so do I: 1. This is a DerpyDash club, so please, post Rainbow Dash and Derpy only. Both, romantic, and friendshipping are encouraged. You can also post them separately if you wish. 2. Limit your post content to SUGGESTIVE at best. No erotic or NSFW material of any kind. 3. Refrain from bashing other ships. 4. General forum rules obviously apply, so no harassment, flaming, or anything else of that nature. Now, with that out of the way, here's some pics:
  5. Hello one and all, and welcome to TSFFC! This little corner of the MLPforums is dedicated completely to the utterly cute and criminally underrated little expression that, I think, most of us adore so much. You can post whichever pony you choose, but please, post according to the topic, that is to say, scrunchy faces and nose wrinkles only :333. Here's some of them now!
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    Music Music Genres you dislike.

    -Dubstep/Brostep -Metalcore -Screamo -Djent -Emocore -Death Metal -Teen Pop -Hardstyle -Techno -Trash Metal (Most of it. Megadeth is cool.) -House -Nu-Metal -Modern Rap music (Emphasis on "modern". I like my fair share of old-school gangsta.) -Hair Metal
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    Rainbow Dash Fan Club

    Dude! Man! How could you POSSIBLY forget about THE most important part of this episode? Son, I am disappoint, and I'm not sure whether you'll ever be able to regain my respect! *Runs away, flailing arms dramatically*
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    Rainbow Dash Fan Club

    There. Now your post is complete XD
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    What are you thankful for today?

    -To be alive. -To have an amazing life-partner. -To be able to do what I love to do for a living.
  10. I guess my past self would probably punch me, and call me a huge fucking pussy. I'd respond with an uppercut to his (or is that my?) jaw. We'd beat each other to pulp and it would be a huge, bloody fucking mess.
  11. I've been a fan of all of these channels pretty much since the start, and I was just wondering if anyone else here likes any of them, and if so, which one of them is your favourite?
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    Rainbow Dash Fan Club

    Here's a morning dump (That sounded better in my head) for all you Rainbow lovers. Clueless pony is always the best kind of pony. That expression is just adorable.
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    What's your opinion on store brand

    At least here in Finland, store brands aren't half bad. No, they're not necessarily EXACTLY up to par with some of the better-established brands, but some of them do come VERY close. I buy my fair share of store brands, because, as many have mentioned already, it's a great way to save money. Pretty much the only exceptions to this are soft drinks, as I only drink Fanta and Pepsi Max, both of which have very distinct tastes that appeal to me.
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    Would You Like to Tickle a Pony?

    I'd do so much more than that. How about motorboatin'? Anyone? Belly rubs, ear scratches... ANYTHING to make her feel adored.
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    How do you create your fan art or OC?

    I use Adobe Photoshop CS6 and Corel Painter, to create my art. Also, if were you, I'd forget about Gimp and go straight to something better - Krita. https://krita.org/ Krita is an open-source program that was specifically designed for digital painting, with artists in mind. It's used by many professionals in the field, including myself, sometimes. It's one of the best open-sourcers you'll get. Take it from someone who does this for a living. As for my process, I usually make a traditional pencil sketch, scan that, open it up in Photoshop, and then proceed to either colouring it or painting over it.
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    Deep Web?

    -Child porn. -"Silk Road" websites. -Assassins for hire. -Gore porn. -Whistleblower leaks. -Other really sick shit.
  17. What do I do at night? This, basically. I find that nighttime is the best work time. I feel most inspired during the night.
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    You are the author of your own work. Should you ... ?

    This is like asking a musician whether or not he should let dime-a-dozen remixers to meddle with his stuff, or an illustrator to let other artists alter his work. Writers are no different. My stuff is *MY* stuff and nobody touches it without my consent.
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    Would you go out to eat with your favorite pony?

    Yeah? And why not? Bet you a million dollars you too would like to taste Miss Pepper's special place. (Inb4 mods cum and censor me for "crude" language and give me yet another 250 warning points. Hooray for freedom of speech)
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    What will the future of music be?

    We're out here, man! The problem is that we can't get any attention or recognition. "Music producers" and DJ turntables have replaced musicians and electro-mechanical instruments.
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    Would you go out to eat with your favorite pony?

    Yeah, you'd love to eat (her) out.
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    Would you go out to eat with your favorite pony?

    You knew it was coming. You should just add "inb4 Derpaholic comes and states the obvious" to every thread you create that deals with subjects like these.
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    Books What was the last book you read?

    I recently finished re-reading the Legacy of the Force series, which obviously ends with Legacy of the Force: Invincible.
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    Would you go out to eat with your favorite pony?

    Are you SERIOUSLY asking me this, Pega? You know about me and the pony I adore.
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    Is there such a thing as a happy death?

    I'd just rather my remains were cremated and then people can do whatever they want with them. The ashes, I mean. I don't want to end up as wormfood, but other than that, I really don't care.