Doc. Volt

take something pretty big to keep you down Volt, whats up?

whats wrong man?

Awww no sadness! *hugs*

OOH

HOLD ON

Life = God's creation

Bastard = Parent wasn't married to other parent

Life is the combo of the son, the father, and the holy spirit or something

So, the son is the son of the father. THEREFORE, the holy spirit is not married to god.

SCIENCE

Most of the time

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! *gets engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns life's house down*

it's not funny, it's scary!

nightmares forever.. chairs eating me

I WON'T SLEEP TONIGHT

Okay

YEAH!

Dunno.

People will get the wrong ideas. Silly, silly people.

ja probably... i still have my grand grand father's one... sooo shining...

yep i know i will die without coffee it has been nice to know all of you guys.... teabye

I'm all for tea, but no coffee in the morning is the bane of my existence.. XD

coffe is for me like adrenaline and antrophine is for an asystolic heart

Cool, I have to cook too today'^^

and that will be a disaster:D

lol ehi i am no master chef but my Ragù is bether than my mother's

The third medic, a Home doctor, pipes up and says, "I wish to be a thousand times smarter, in order to best help all the patients that I must care for, genie."

The genie cocks an eyebrow at him and says, "Are you quite sure that that is your wish?" "Yes, that is my wish! A thousand times smarter", asserts the third medic.

"Very well! The most noble wish of all! Granted!!", booms the genie and he waves his hands.

The doctor is now an EMT.

lol

i know, that is why i said that XD and you know at what word i am refering at *wink wink* XD XD kidding

Zitto,polentone!

XD (jk)

ve terrun!! XD ahahahah kidding, no offence intended XD

It's hard to tell if some of them are even legit, they're so stupid lol.

XD i loved the one where a fat guy asked his friend to suction away his fat using an undustrial vacuum cleaner XD aspired out all the intestine BWHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOO AWESOME or the guy who broke the circular saw and sawed in hlaf his friend XD

imho half are fake, still i find it extremely funny

It isn't overreaction, it is hope. People doomsay on this sort of scale because they have become so disenfranchised with the current society, but lack the will to change it. Deep down, most modern people want the end of the world.

Yeah, I want it in the form of zombie apocalypse.

well everyone wants the end of the world or some natural disaster, that is the main reason why i am in the red cross BWHAHAHAAHAH

see you l8r

See yah!

goodnight!

No, sorry. I swing the other way.

me too but i didn't say anyhting about stuff. god i am so tired..

*knocks you out*

Thanks!

No fair, in my competitions they just give food>:/

eheh it is eays to switch from a .22 to a .22lr *wink wink* so they must be sure that everyone is shooting the same shit

heheh^^ in archery you can't cheat>:|

no really! XD fuck you XD sigh... i miss my gyrooooo

aww, where is that gyro-copter?

at the hanagr of the club, but agian with study work, bad weather etc the last time i fflew that was almost last year!

Morning.

good midday^^

yo

lol scs lurking in my profile.. gonna get banned soon for no reason XD

and what nightmare sis? Oo

nightmares that i don't wanna talk about it.

ngh i need to really go now, 2.30 and tomorow work send me a pm if you feel, i will reply tomorow take care please goodnight sister *hugs you tightly*

@Penny

I'm sorry Pen, I'm afraid I can't do that

@Volty

I don't why we're discussing this XD

cause i have nightmares of back when i heard "maximum angle of attack" on the C-27j when i was in the army lol

or the russian mafia retards who mixed the vodka with acid XD

or the russian mafia retards who mixed the vodka with acid XD

Haha. You know vodka is made with potatoes.

Well, we the normal police (Garda), the Emergency Response Unit (the closest thing we have to a SWAT team) and the Traffic Corps. Small amount of groups? Yes. Mediocre? Far from it

oh yeah all of those have their special groups as well, here the "GIS"of carabinieri(gruppo intervento speciale: special intervention group), anti mafia unit

http://multimedia.quotidiano.net/data/images/gallery/2012/34803/12052493.jpg

Oh, and we also have the "Customs", which basically do the same thing as your "Guardia di finanza"