Gravelord Neat-O

people who have butts. 

butts are funny.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ULTRON MY BABY NOOOOOOO

fine whatever yeah.

you're talking to a guy who would eat about anything.

It's official, we're dating

Gravelord Neat-O x Ultron (Questioner) = <3

oooh i know.

this one time i dropped my peanut-butter jelly sandwich 

The pain was excruciating

*gasp*

I EAT PONIES TOO. 

We can be like besties.

I was promised a pony.

EVERY SINGLE BOSS IN BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL, 

>non-respawnable bosses

>no farming

GG

not telling people that i'm a brownie. 

punch it

yes, i think i would develop a God-complex.

why did my sausage post get so many brohoofs?

3.14/10

get it? Pie, muffin. They both have gluten.

7/10 seen you 'round yo'

Lord Gwyn's from Dark Souls. It portrays the journey and the end so well in this game.

 

Nice choice, matey. Just cried listening to this (not really)

I just did. It hurt.

 

Do you like them tacitos?

Way to show initiative, man. 

I thank Shrek that I've been Shreked.

 

Ever been so drunk that you couldn't remember a thing the day after?

never been drunk.

WHAT is your favorite color?

vv The user below me is really dumb and stupid vv

Oh thank god

Winona

would you punch yourself?

Hot Chocolate

Would you kiss me baby?

When you hire me as your new best friend, you're not just hiring someone who will be your friend. You're hiring 19 years of experience in friendship and all that other crap more! 

So pick me! And together, we will be the best of friends.

This will be us when we do become friends!

Become an MLG

Join the FaZe clan

Buy a lot of Doritos

And swim in a pool of money babyyyyyy

The Leafy Pinkeh x Stormfury-Senpai

Girls with short hair and their voice.

DOWN WITH THE BRONIES DOWN WITH THE BRONIES!!!

i don't know why people are so mean like that.

i just appeared, i don't really have a backstory.

*Head explodes*

 

I wish I knew how I was able to type this message since you exploded my head all over the walls behind me

*Tries to glue head back together* 

sorry, bubby.

A song by Blink 182. I'm Guessing it would fall under the NSFW category so i'm not going to bother posting the song.