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  1. Chevette

    Chevette x Chevelle 5evr. Best racecars.

  2. Chevette

    Chevette and Chevelle, she's my racecar. <3

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    2. Miles

      Miles

      Hahaha, eeyup XD

    3. Miles

      Miles

      lmao wow that was corny

  3. Chevette

    Do you sell water boobs?

    1. Skye

      Skye

      Yes.

    2. ghostfacekiller39

      ghostfacekiller39

      Yes.

  4. Chevette

    Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know why we put bagels in it.

    1. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      It's only programmed to know what it knows.

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      It told me it sees dead people...

    3. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      Dat programmer must have had some messed up thoughts then lol

  5. Chevette

    Raven = Best girlfriend ever. I love her a bunch.

    1. Chevette

      Chevette

      Alright baby, sleep well. Love ya <3

  6. Chevette

    Not only is Fluttershy stupid, she's also dumb.

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    2. Doc. Volt

      Doc. Volt

      how lovely.. you posted togheter XD

    3. DewVoltage

      DewVoltage

      http://gyazo.com/3fb400c3ac20b7742e8fa16d75f94cdd this is all I have to say
    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      What is the monthly insurance rate on that thing?

  7. Chevette

    Things that are great: puppies, Raven, and everything else sucks. Just like Fluttershy.

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    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      Why do you like penguins, anyways?

    3. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      they support the *nix OS's yo!

       

      but seriously though, I find them adorable. idk why.

       

      also, as long as Ford F-150 4x4 lariats fall in the few other thing categories as well lol

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs. I can add those right in.

  8. Chevette

    I guess Grandpa Squarepants was right... Never drift a Civic. *puts on grandpa disguise* "Especially one going sideways at a 90 degree angle!"

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  9. Chevette

    If Fluttershy played baseball, she'd play left out field. 'Cause she sucks.

  10. Chevette

    Yo, my girlfriend is the best. Period.

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    2. CMQuickfireTK

      CMQuickfireTK

      same here.

    3. Something Floaty

      Something Floaty

      Of course she does. The sole driving force beyond all creativity, ambition, and love in West Virginia is the desire to get the hell out of West Virginia.

       

       

    4. Chevette

      Chevette

      So far, so good. But thanks a lot.

  11. Chevette

    If Fluttershy was a automobile, she WOULDN'T be a Honda Civic. Because she sucks.

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  12. Chevette

    If Fluttershy was a EGR valve, she'd be stuck closed. (Just like her personality..) This would cause high cylinder temperature, pre-ignition & engine knock.

    1. Yamato

      Yamato

      What a bitch...

  13. Chevette

    MUGEN

    Chevette replied to Dattebayo's topic in Media Discussion

    Like the Honda Civic Mugen Si? They only made 1,000 units, and the vehicle had an MSRP of $29,500 in the United States. Very pretty. Well, It's a Civic, so it's obviously very pretty,
  14. Chevette

    If Fluttershy was valve timing, she'd be retarded not advanced.

  15. Chevette

    It's my CIVIC duty to tell you how awesome VTEC is, yo.

    1. Rockymoo

      Rockymoo

      In a civic, when the clutch drops, the bullshit stops.

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      You know it, coach.

    3. Yamato

      Yamato

      And on the seventh day, the civic didst bring it to redline. And verily, the VTEC didst kick in, yo.

  16. Chevette

    Raven is the best girlfriend ever and I love her more than anything

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    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      Even more than me?

    3. yeet

      yeet

      What about a vauxhall, since the headquarters thingy is in my hometown.

      I'm glad we are all in great relationships.

  17. Chevette

    "See, Horny Dave was just a better leader. If we were fightin' he'd come out and he'd say: "Let's go cook some meth" and we would and we'd forget all our troubles."

  18. Chevette
    http://gyazo.com/61f5b7c7b43d30ac13603cd7f953da5e
    1. Yamato

      Yamato

      ...

  19. Chevette

    Damn, my Honda Civic looks like a racecar!

  20. Chevette

    Damn, my Honda Civic looks like a racecar!

  21. Chevette
    . This pretty much speaks for itself. Fluttershy reminds me of not great things, which makes her not great.
  22. Chevette

    Fluttershy is the element of stupid.

    1. Thrashy

      Thrashy

      Spongebob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?

      Patrick: Um...stupid?

      Spongebob: No, I'm Rarity!

      Patrick: What's the difference?

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    2. Chevette

      Chevette

      i love you.

  23. Chevette
    Hey kids, you know what? *kids scream in curiosity* Fluttershy is 10/10 NOT GREAT! What makes her not great? Easy! She's got as much character development as a folding chair locked in the closet of a mid to late 60's travel trailer. Not much you can do with that shit in a goddamn travel trailer to begin with. THERE IS NO ROOM TO UNFOLD IT. Just like there is no room for Fluttershy's character to develop farther than being really goddamn shy. Even when they attempt to unfold her metaphorical chair, it goes nowhere and it closes right back up. In order for a character to be good, there's got to difference of potential! Fluttershy lacks in this greatly.
  24. Chevette

    Maud Pie is about as useless as Throttle Body Injection. I mean, really. What the fuck was that shit...

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  25. Chevette

    What do VTEC and Sunset Shimmer have in common? They both fuck shit up, yo.

    1. yeet

      yeet

      Egg.

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