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APPLEBLOOM!
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No! No! It's already been contaminated by a background pony. It won't work. Hmmm, that's two things in this house that won't work.
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And he replaced his favorite pony with a background character. And then, he got hit by a bus! And..at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every...what day is it?
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And the fandom will ooze terrible OC's... Oh wait, It always does that.
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You're not being a team player.
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Indiana. The only U.S. State that has a higher population of mobile homes/trailer homes than actual people. Teach us your ways, mighty Indiana.
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When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, roll up a joint, I would... and follow your arrow wherever it points.
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To keep up with today's youngsters, I could change my name to "Acura Integra or Honda Civic" to fit in with all the Japanese related usernames and whatnot... Nahh.
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my little automatic transmission: torque converters are magic
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my little automatic trans, my little automatic trans, i used to wonder what not shifting could be, until you automatically shifted for me, lots of parts, trans fluid, beautiful flex plate, faithful and strong, multiplying torque, it's a easy feat and torque converters make it all complete
with my little automatic transmission, did you know it has a planetary gearset
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Well, for the year 2015, we must make it the year of the cowboy hat. It just seems like we owe the Texan community by showing them we still believe in cowboys. Even though Waylon & Willie don't want our mommas to let us grow up to be cowboys, let us pick guitars or drive them old trucks. They'd much rather see us be doctors, lawyers and such. Enjoy that country song reference nobody will probably get at all... If you do get it, my name is Dug and I was hiding under your porch because I love you. I wrote to much for this.
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That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.
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Anyways, let's stick the Ford Probe up the ass of the American automotive industry even further.
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*tokes doobie* Oh course I have the answers here. Alright, where to begin? Sexism... Hmm... If we just ignore the "targeted audience" statement for a minute, I'll explain the real reasoning on while males are slim-pickin' in the show. Obviously the men are too busy with lumberjacking and oil-rigging to take part in the mindless activities that the main-six take part in. I mean, seriously, if the men weren't workin' hard for a livin', how would they provide for their families? That is why they aren't shown that much in the show. Makes sense, eh squiddy? Anyways, let's stick the Ford Probe up the ass of the American automotive industry even further. You had a question about reproduction, this is simple my friend. They reproduce like Ford Mustangs. They go into a barn at night and a much more significant number than what went it, come out. It really explains a lot considering they all look the same. What else we got here? *Shuffles papers* Hmm.... Oh yeah, now we can go to the targeted audience thing. Okay, we got a show about adorable pastel ponies... Not many men were probably expected to take to the show quite as they did. I mean, it's really just a stereotype thing to say the least, but ya know how it is. Oh yeah, and most importantly. This is probably the main reason that males are slim-pickin' in the show: The female ones are much more adorable. Like, yeah. I don't watch the show for the stories, the animation or any other bullshit excuse people have. I watch it because the characters are fucking adorable and ya just wanna squeeze one.- 79 replies
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Your torque converter's runnin' low on torque, and that water pump's nearly down a quart. We caught it all in time, so you're in luck.
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What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain. I found this backstage, It's a cat joke, it's funny.
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Well lil' fellas, I haven't posted art in this here forum in a while, so I figured I'd give you a chunk of art to assist in making your day no different than it was before you clicked this topic! Anyways, I decided "Well, Trixie is PRETTY GREAT, I should make a Skype avatar featuring Trixie..." Thus this image was born. I did something I only have done once or twice which is vectored the image. I drew myself a Trixie in a awesome slumpish position and vectored it with this fancy dancy Inkscape thingy. The rest was clever positioning of images, but I figured, why the fuck not, I can picture Trixie being a drinker, eh? Oh yeah, I drew a picture of Trixie... like humping a propane tank? (Kinda a joke) which I also used that fancy-dancy vectoring tool on. Looks pretty great. Oh yeah, and most importantly, why not make fun of pokemon in all of this as well? Here's the evolution of "Chairachu" for ya: As you can see, getting bored has it's indirect rewards. Enjoy this shit, people.
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One more injury like that, then it's the iron butt!
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A way to retrive your "eaten" posts, blogs, and profiles.
Chevette commented on Dark Qiviut's blog entry in DQ's Miscellaneous Garage
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Gall-dern MP3 playin' fangled contraptions taking away the eight-track player market!
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Dude, do you have any weed? *tokes doob*
