TheUnionJake

Yes Just yes You win the thread

Twilight Sparkle - Lavender Rarity - The best smelling and highest priced perfumes in all of Equestria Rainbow Dash - Sweat, adrenaline and clouds Fluttershy - I couldn't agree more with your interpretation AppleJack - DEFINITELY NOT apples, duh. Maybe a little perspiration, because she is a hard worker. Pinkie Pie - Cotton Candy, Cupcakes, Flesh, Cocaine and a hint of death.

Her status as a background pony and her replacement by Vinyl Scratch is what's angering us, so take two seconds to try and understand what's going on here.

Your thread is flawed, let me tell you why. Dry water Soft rock Fast turtle Wet desert Living dead Smart Anti - brony See a pattern?

What does Vinyl have going on for her BESIDES music? music is nice, but she's just a background pony and that's all she ever needs to be. AJ may be simplistic, but she's 100,000,000x better than any Dj pon-3 This is something you would think, since it seems like they're making this for the fanbase? Why else would they include Vinyl? I mean, do they expect that we bronies are going to walk into a McDonalds and order a girls' happy meal? We created Vinyl, and the "Target audience" hardly knows about her. So, it must be to sponsor/hint EG 2. But, why would they make a pony with less that 10 seconds of total screen time the main character of their next big move? Who knows, but one thing I know, Vinyl Scratches' placement makes no flipping sense.

That is most amusing irony, and I typed this in a hurry, so I have no idea how I spelled the other 99% correct. I'll fix that.

So, I've seen all these posts about the mane 6 and McDonalds is coming out with new toys for MLP Rainbow Power and AppleJack isn't mentioned in most of the posts and she's not in the toys! They but Vinyl in, but not AJ! This must be a long - standing joke in the community that I haven't heard of yet. If it is, it's most certainly a cruel one. AppleJack isn't half the size for the work she does, but she does it 10x better than anyone else and she busts her flank all day, doesn't she deserve some credit?

WHERE IS APPLEJACK? She probably skipped out on McDonalds because their apples are so skimpy and malnourished. She was not having that atrocity on her hooves.

Can't say I've ever blurred the lines between Equestria and real life, but I'll see some people on here who are really living in an MLP fantasy world. I mean, it's okay to role play and have an OC and say "everypony" or "somepony", etc. But when your profile is based from a pony from the shows' liking and you pretend to be that pony and you talk and act like that pony. That's a little freaky.