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Oh great,the fapping horse again.

The Fappening 2: The Refappening (Otherwise known as Clopfest 2015)

Also, WOOO MLPFORUMS BIRTHDAY!!!

So am I.

Hello, Dan.

 

 

To think, that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality. To see those who dwell behind…I was once a fool.

Oh, hi. Er, Yee.

Yeah, Yee sounds much better than Hi.

No mod actually follows all of those rules all the time. Every mod has broken one of those rules AT LEAST once. If a mod ever tells you that they haven't ever broken one of those rules, then they are a liar.

To think, that I was once a piece of suicidal toast... That was really cool.

that doesn't even make sense

Has it ever?

Also, do you really want it to?

Then we'll be coworkers!

 

Hello, Pink!

 

Greetings, Side Bird!

 

Incorrect. I am your God.

 

Salutations, Cinnamon!

Oh, I see how it is.

I greet you ONE TIME with Yee and you ignore me.

I too, have dual monitors. It does make it easier to browse the internet or change my music while I game. Though I do wish I had a better setup.

 

Hory shet.

That shelf...

That computer...

THAT RARITY!!!

Are you dead and in horse heaven?

Look at all these peasants.

 

 

 

Move along success, universe conquerer is in the house!

Universe conquerers have no room for success in their houses. Just awesomeness and hella cool.

Yee.

Post while on break.

Post before work.

Now I'll just lock this and savor my vict...CRAP! I can't do that any more. :okiedokielokie:

Ya got that right.

Toast

Bread

Sandwich

Sandvich

Heavy

Demo

Caber

Explosive

Bomb

Timer

Clock

Numbers

Ten

Timesten

Stormgiggle

Evil

Sombra

Sombrero

King Sombrero

Whoami

Forum

MLPForums

Mod

Also Evil

Fluttershy

Pony

Horse

AI PONY. STOP SPAMMING MY NOTIFICATIONS BOX WITH THIS. XD

My bad.

I'm so bored.

You guys reached a new record of five notifications in my inbox in a single day.

(New record of "least amount of posts per day" that is)

Oh, turns out that three out of the five notifications were status updates too.

Beep.

Bop.

Boop.

*Boop*

Post

Toast

Post toast coast to coast

I was being sarcastic

Well, I stole your face!

SKREEEEEEEEEE-

wassup

The sky.

It's been so long and it still hurts. :C

 

Anyways, what did I miss? What did I miss? WhatdidImiss?

Not as much as being disintegrated.

Nothing much.

Just Punic punching, Storm giggling, and Pink, um... Pink... ing.

Oh yeah, and the Threadiverse is slowly being "downloaded" into Dataspace.

Helloooooo?

Oh, hi.

What? When did I ever do anything like that?

You haven't done it yet, but you've tried. You fail at doing that just as badly as when my mother tries to break into my house.

I personally punch no more than 42 times a day.

I hear that Punicpunch punches Punic times a day.

Keep the face punching to a minimum. Don't need things getting too outta hand. Keep the face punching to about 1 a day.

I try to keep my face punching to a healthy total of three face punches per day. One for the main antagonist, another for Garry's Mod, and a second one for the main antagonist... for good measure.

Destroying!? Why would I want to destroy anything, let alone the universe?

Collapsing the universe into a single tiny spec so that you can re-create the Big Bang counts as destroying the universe.

Is that you, Pink? The real Pink?

No, it is the fake Pink who has three arms and seven butts. You know, three-armed seven-butted Pink.

They why are you always ruining my plans for universal domination?

Because your universe destroying face is just so punchable.

Here I am.

 

 

Rock you like a hurricane.

WOOOOOOO!

PINK RETURNS!

Do you have sympathy for those who ruin thing for others, just to make their job harder?

No, I want to sock the face of whoever plans to ruin anything for anyone else.

Sorry, but I think Dan's rubbin' off on me. Gotta wash the jerk off. Be back with some soap.

 

 

 

In all seriousness though, I think they had their fill of locking this thread on April fools. I do not recall it being locked this past one. Though I half expected it too because it happened two times before. The first time I really thought they locked it for good because they forgot to unlock it. I wouldn't be bothered with locking even if I could. There would be no one to talk to. It would be boring. And of course it's been done before. Twice at least.

 

Every April 1st, in the back of my mind, I will always be worried this thread will be locked. I would certainly be annoyed, but I won't get angry over it.

The LPW is very special to me because I made my first friends on MLPForums here. I have sworn to protect this thread from all who hope to lock it. I made that promise to protect the legacy of people who made the thread what it is today and for future posters to have fun in one of the few places nowadays where you can post without worrying too much. You should always worry, just not so much here.

Oh? So you despise that?

Very.

You know, I think that we should lock all the threads. Just think how easy the forum would be to moderate then!

I have no sympathy for those who ruin things for others, just to make their job easier.