Swordfishtrombone

... Well, I do have a mullet.

I hate in when you go to a themed restaurant, and then you go to another, and the menu is exactly the same! The exact same! To the word!

I got a proper well-built model train track for $20. Probably worth about $350.

Cool beans. I like the concept, this should be a real team.

Actually, the more I think about it...

Yeah, I can totally see Anthony Bourdain as a brony. Any other choice quotes or actions by him?

Anthony Bourdain? That guy who does all those kick-ass shows on Lifestyle Food? What's the reasoning?

1.Do you believe in an afterlife?

No, I would think that we will all simply die to the eternal grave, maybe we can be saved, and maybe we can't. Everything leads to death. Everything is just gonna fade one day, and everyone will ultimately die, and we'll never even notice! And when we do try to notice, we'll find we can't! We just can't notice you know? But I would think not. So who knows, really? Nothing is real, but everything is real too you know?

2.Are you a religious person and if so what does your specified religion state about death?

You could call me religious, in a way, but I don't really truly have a religion I believe in. I'm working on it. If there were a god or great diety, I wouldn't put it up to some rich guy with his own bloody country to tell me how to believe in him.

3. Are you scared of death/oblivion?

Hmmm.... nah. Can't say I am, since it's pretty much a part of life anyway, but not life. Hell, you might just say it's the purpose of life, to die. Why be scared of the inevitable?

I don't think it's a "brony problem", more like a burden on everyone who's ever been in a group, ever. There's gonna be assholes in any group, but then there's always gonna be some total brothers as well you know? So anyway, I don't think of them as "'false bronies" or anything like that 'cause of the "no true brony" logical fallacy. So no, I don't reckon I hate them or anything.

I can see Shining Armour doing some weird pony kickboxing for some reason. And traditional sword fighting and staff using. I can see Daring Do doing street fighting. Like you know, fighting without any real focus, just fighting like you would. And/or Equestrian Ju Jitsu. And Applejack could totally do some kick-ass judo/karate/kickboxing. As for Rainbow Dash, Jeet Kune Do, Kung Fu and Wing Chun, Muay Thai can get horrifyingly fast, but so can anything really.

Fluttershys Bro.

Applejack- Diamond Daves kung fu hillbilly fighting system.

Woo! Yeah!

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What do I do?

Hell, the only difference between the average brony and Nurgle is that Nurgle actually manages to get with a girl now and again.

Nurgles a total brony. He'll love and tolerate the shit out of you. Literally.

Oh man, that one about the Japanese senior citizens at the nuclear plant. Gotta respect that Japanese sense of honour you know?

A very smart and innovative way to make revenue. I knew you could do it, Feld0. Looks very mutually beneficial too.

I've heard of one called Sibellius. Not sure what it's all about though, or if it'll even work for you...

But yeah, you should try reinstalling first.

Those bastards! They should be happy they get an image at all! It's not about the art it's about the words! And complaining about a blog based on a subject like that, no less, that is some nerve they've got...

Mainly Suetonius, Robert Graves, Livy, some Warhammer 40K books, Roman history books mostly, Twelve Caesers, I, Claudius, that sort of thing.

The PSP ones were the shit. THE shit.

Yeah, you might wanna look up Lisa McPherson, Sea Org, Operation Snow White and Fair Game too. Shit's important. Look up the offical site for Scientology and L. Ron too. Unbiased information isn't too readily available, you'll probably have to draw your own conclusions. So yeah, Wikipedia mostly, visit a church, whatever. I'm probably being a bit biased myself here, but you really should know all that stuff.

In terms of fans, I guess when you use it in real life and in irrelevant situations, that is when you enter "that" territory, you know? Yeah, some people I know do, it's annoying.

Nah, I still watch The Ren and Stimpy Show and The Mighty Boosh at least twice a week, each. I'll probably still be chilling with my bronies at meet-ups and stuff long after the show has officially ended. Hopefully. So if everything goes to plan, I simply won't have time to regret anything.

I totally expected some parody of Pony Swag, but with a stereotypical skinny, pale white computer nerd theme. I'm not sure if I feel disappointed or relieved.

I play the Jew harp mainly, it's a good instrument really, serves me well. I will be a famous Jew harpist some day, you will see me on the TV screen! And you won't even know it's me! Getting into the spoons too, tin whistle, some other novel ideas. Harmonica too, and I do have a Yamaha Pacifica, plus I attempt rapping a bit.