Jump to content
Banner by ~ Ice Princess Silky

Methuselah

User
 View Profile  See their content

  • Posts

    328

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Methuselah

  1. Methuselah
    I'm not sure now. In recent years I've been mistaken for 17-20. I think I can pass for 19 (which is way younger than I am) if I rid myself of my beard. I finally grew it back after many years and I'm sad to see it has some gray and white hairs now I saw your photo. You look 13 Hey! I didn't look old when I had a beard at 13 That's normal. It's pretty common for people to stay about the same from about 20-30.
  2. Methuselah
    As long as she doesn't destroy everything. That butt's destructive, don'tcha know
  3. Methuselah
    I think I have a cute butt (I don't have a favorite part though)
  4. Methuselah
    I've lived on most of the continents and I currently live close to 10,000 miles away from where I was born. I don't feel like I have a home in this world.
  5. Methuselah
    RIP sleep
  6. Methuselah
    I'm working under some of the worst possible conditions if one is trying to avoid a pandemic. There are 100+ co-workers on my shift, I'm constantly handling product that was touched by who knows how many people, and we often have no choice but to work in close proximity with each other. Still haven't gotten sick though.
  7. Methuselah
    ^ Only if you wear gloves, Gab. Those talons are murder weapons
  8. Methuselah
    My heart's beating pretty hard, even though I'm lying in bed doing nothing.
  9. Methuselah
    No posts in a year-and-a-half? Sacrilege! Lel
  10. Methuselah
    Burl Ives' rendition of Big Rock Candy Mountain. Sounds like a place I would like to spend a week at
  11. Methuselah
    Gorbash, not the wizard. He even looks cute when he's charging an ogre
  12. Methuselah
    I'm in bed right now, so... nothing.
  13. Methuselah
    I don't have any irl friend. I know someone at my job who is a brony, but he doesn't know I'm a brony too. He looks like a 6-foot-something stereotypical nerd. I look like a redneck who has been living alone in a mountain cabin for the past five years. We're allowed to wear anything we like at work and I've seen him with pony merch. I have a poor-quality pony shirt, but I want to buy one or more better pony shirts and wear those to work. Where would you recommend I buy mlp shirts online?
  14. Methuselah
    I'm not so familiar with him. TPAM likes the Bee Gees.
  15. Methuselah
    A very long one. TPAM is a bookworm.
  16. Methuselah
    You know, I don't think I've ever actually worn pajamas. I mean, I wasn't sleeping nude as a child, but pajamas were something I never did. Is that unusual?
  17. Methuselah
    I used to think I'm neutral good. Then I took a lengthy test which said I'm lawful good. I thought about it for a long while and it makes more sense that I'm lawful good.
  18. Methuselah
    Just remembered her name's Dreambiscuit
  19. Methuselah
    Um, yeah, I actually forgot I cheat a few days every winter. On the worst days I'll wear a normal-sized T-shirt, a sweater, and some socks. Unless there's a blizzard blowing up my butt, I don't really get cold below my waist (aside from my feet). This. Especially when it's so hot. I thought she's real Sheesh. People these days
  20. Methuselah
    Just wear a bikini everywhere
  21. Methuselah
    Oh, they are worse. I absolutely do not miss cleaning the girls' restroom (or any restroom for that matter).
  22. Methuselah
    Bikini = waterproof underwear
  23. Methuselah
    I do this everyday at home It's so hot here (the weather, not myself).
  24. Methuselah
    Curl up and cry like Fluttershy. It would be weird suddenly not having a massive... beard XD
  25. Methuselah
    I wear nothing year-round.
×
×
  • Create New...