BastementSparkle

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Hi, Rising.

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I'm going now. I get even stranger when I'm tired, and you don't want to see what that's like.

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In other news, Equerio for president 2016.

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 I have the best signature in this thread now.

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Stop hugging my new waifu Snapp.

 Equerio is mine.

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Feeding off it's own internal organs, like the human body does when it's not getting what it needs.

 I would totally fangirl over you Equerio. I'd be the prettiest fangirl ever.

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I think the fun lingered around a little bit longer than that. Sure it was on life support but it was still there.

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I like you too Equerio. You'd make a far better waifu then Snapp.

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Ghosts are better than A.I's.

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No. I like equerio. He brohoofs almost everything I say in this thread.

 I bet he'll even brohoof this.

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Well, there goes my reference.

 Thanks princess Cadance. Thanks for everything.

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Hey, you ever wonder why we're here?

Anti-brony spies? What exactly are they spying for? What would they gain, from joining a forum of pony-lovers and pretending to be like us? The scoop on which pony Basement thinks is hottest. Spoilers, it's Rarity.

 How would they be discovered anyway? Do they just type out whatever they think? Monologuing like a cartoon villain?

 This situation just sounds so strange.

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Damn you Maiq. My computer's on fire now, all because of you!

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 Also, fair warning Snapp. I asked you to marry me on your ask thread earlier.

 Just ignore my blatant insanity, it's for the best.

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I make Buffalo Bill look like a pansy.

 You should see my basement.

 Actually you probably shouldn't, the people who go down never come back up.

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Rarity.

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Oh, fine. I'll just go back to trying to steal Ghostie's Waifu then.

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Like, mildly amusing creepy, or "Oh god he's gonna hunt me down and wear my skin" kind of creepy.

 I can deal with the first. I'd rather not touch the second.

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 I'm not legitimately bothering you with the whole waifu thing am I?

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I'm not changing my signature either, darling. Don't bother asking.

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