Huh, that was an interesting read. Welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy your stay here
You seem like a cool guy, have just as many pets as me (though I have no rabbit, just 3 dogs and a cat), and you made me curious about Kool Aid man conspiracy theories.
Also, bad fanfiction? Please tell me you mentally criticise it like I do, or sometimes just laugh at the sheer stupidity of them